Republican Nasty Boys
It was not a good week for Texas Republicans and morals. In fact, it stank like a goat with a fish around his neck. Come to find out, they have fewer morals than Al Capone’s tomcat.
Former chief of staff to Congressman Smoky Joe Barton of Dallas plead guilty to knowingly possessing child pornography and trying to send it to his House account.
Judd Quarrels, 31
Not to be outdone by the big city fellas, less than 48 hours later the Chief of Staff to East Texas Republican Congressman Matt Schaefer was arrested on charges of soliciting a minor under 14 – Judd Quarles was booked into the Smith County jail on $350,000 bond.
I would suggest you hide your daughters when Republicans come to town. When they open their Bibles to preach to you, might want to check if there’s wildly obscene pictures in there.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Oh, dear god! I know Jesus said something like “let the children come unto me” but come on!?! Can’t you clowns get ANYTHING in the Bible right?!!!
1Hide the children, goats, dog, cookie dough and pumpkins “when Republicans come to town.”
2This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Spoken by Polonius to his son Laertes, in Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3.
Polonius the hypocrite; a man full of self-praise for living a so-called virtuous life, while nevertheless pandering to those from whom he seeks acclaim and personal reward.
Realistically, sexual failings are not the unique province of Republicans. What makes many Republicans so despicable is their pious public proclamations of and demands for personal morality – while that very day they violate the morality they boast about in their personal lives. Polonius would have voted Republican.
3This only proves that some Republicans do love children beyond their very first birthday. But not in a manner that is acceptable to the rest of society.
4Sanctimonious sleazeballs.
5I see ol’ Rep. Schaefer is praying for those involved. How special.
6Got a hunch narcissism is involved with these congress critters. If that is the case, write them off totally. Narcissism is impossible to treat.
7It’s a Bible. Of COURSE there’s wildly obscene pictures in there to illustrate the wildly obscene stories in there.
8And another one rides off in the sinful life of pure evil……may he find a soft place to rest his sicko head.
9Good grief.
10And of course, the congressman said he would pray for the victims . Just like the victims of radical Christianity. We know how well that works out.
11Wonder if they belong to the Catholic “kiddie diddler” church?
12e platypus onion, elected in Texas, so more probably members of a Protestant Pedophile brigade of hypocrites. Swaggert’s maybe?
13Well, tradition states that Mary was about 13-14 when Jesus was born. Why do you hold these lawmakers to higher standards than their god?
14I would hide my sons as well.
15maryelle nailed it: “Sanctimonious sleazeballs.” Succinct, to the point, perfect.
And as Maggie said, narcissism is forever. I once had a narcissist client. I lasted 9 months with her, setting a record for persistence.
16The question that needs to be asked of both these congressmen is
17“What did they know and when did they know it?”
This feller Judd immediately made me think of “Oklahoma.”
18Why, you may ask . . . . Well, he kinda’ looks like Judd, the creepy farmhand and the lovely song that described his demise.
We kind of have to cut Mary some slack; even as recently as my mother’s generation, girls were getting married at the age of 14. Of course, it probably wasn’t all hormones; teenagers are a trial to most parents, so it might just be easier on everyone concerned to get them involved in marriage.
19PKM –
Uh, pumpkins??
I’d ask you to elaborate, but I’m afraid that you would.
20WA Skeptic –
21Agreed. In a primitive agrarian society where the average lifespan was probably about 50, girls commonly married once they hit childbearing age. Not to mention, every kid married and out of the house was one less mouth to feed.