In response to questions about climate change, Trump responded thusly.

‘You have scientists on both sides of [climate change],’ Trump told the AP.

‘My uncle was a great professor at MIT for many years: Dr. John Trump. And I didn’t talk to him about this particular subject, but I have a natural instinct for science, and I will say that you have scientists on both sides of the picture.’

By gawd, if Trump doesn’t realize that “natural instincts for science” is an oxymoron, then I have some jumbo shrimp I’d like to cook for him on clean coal and charge him a small fortune.

Y’all, this is a man whose natural instincts is to grab women by the cha-cha.  And that painting your skin orange is attractive.  I ain’t trusting his natural instincts.