Pass the Lysol, Please
Remember last week when Trump said that he was shocking all the doctors with how much he knew about Coronavirus and that he must have gotten that from his famous scientist uncle. You know, through genetic osmosis or something.
Now he’s come down with a festering case of creative paranoia.
Stories about Trump’s coronavirus fears have spread through the White House. Last week Trump told aides he’s afraid journalists will try to purposefully contract coronavirus to give it to him on Air Force One, a person close to the administration told me.
Okay, admit it, that wish has crossed your mind.
He has also asked the Secret Service to screen everybody who come on the grounds of the White House to see if they have a cough.
But yet – today, he has a central Florida fundraiser and had a couple more this weekend.
Little known fact: You know how washing your hands in Lysol will kill the virus? Yeah, well, you can use money instead.
Thanks for SGray for the heads up.
IQ4.5* went all sciency on COVID-19. It began with rat to human transmission, so Donnie* figures he’s* safe unless this virus reverses course, human to rat*. If the broken clock is correct twice a day, what are the odds on Donnie* being correct once in his* miserable existence?
1What is Trump worried about? He told us the virus is contained, and it is perfectly safe to travel.
He wasn’t lying, was he?
2True story.
When I was a school nurse, I had a parent tell me that she and hubby washed their 3 kids hair in Lysol to get rid of head lice.
So I pretty much believe any story about Lysol.
3Live: Corona Virus Roundtable in Detroit with Bernie Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ccigNCsM4&feature=emb_logo
4At some point Boss Tweet is going to go “reality streaming” to keep his MAGAts from congregating until election day.
And that may be a bad day for DEMs. Love him or hate him, he does know what excites ‘Murican viewers…
5I’ll bet his majesty’s hotels are offloading employees right and left like hotels in Houston are doing. Unemployment plus a crashed stock and O&G markets should lead to some great whoppers about who is at fault!
6Gas Mask Matt Gretzky is now quarantined after contact with the Virus Visitor at CPAC. Poetic justice dontcha think?
7MATT GAETZ! Darn spellcheck.
8Apologies to Wayne Gretzky.
Diane: I apologize to you. Well, maybe not you in particular, but to all the school nurses who had to wave a UV wand over the nasty and generally washed-once-a-month-if-it-rained-that-month hair of all the boys in my elementary school in Texas. And the nurses who had the grit to force the parents to shave their kid’s hair and put on the pink ring-worm goop when needed.
However, the parents in my neighborhood used diesel fuel. Lysol was too expensive, and they figured since dunking a dog in diesel cured the mange(*), it’d probably work on head cooties.
(*) Don’t know if it really cured the mange, but the treated dog would not sit next to them and scratch itself afterwards.
9It is all a hoax, Those sick people are just crisis actors hired by George Soros.
10Illinois just declares disaster proclamation over virus spread.
11@Ralph Wiggam, #10,
Countless bruised and swollen faces arose from the face palms you’ve induced…
12Of all the times I’ve railed against BLOATUS, and his arrogance, willful ignorance, and cruelty. And then I see this article:
“Immigration detention conditions are already poor. A coronavirus outbreak could be a disaster” https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/3/9/1925819/-Immigration-detention-conditions-are-already-poor-A-COVID-19-outbreak-there-could-become-a-disaster
And I am even more certain he’s the forking anti-Christ…
13He has already been exposed to people who were exposed. Maybe he should go over his last will and testament and then nail his bedroom door shut in the White House. That means no food, no fresh towels or bed linens . . . no clean clothes . . . I could go on but you get the idea.
14And the hits just keep coming…
151) Demented donnie’s new chief of staff, Mark Meadows, is under self quarantine after being exposed at cpac.
2) Doddering don’s immigration courts were told to remove warning posters about coronavirus that were in english and spanish. Judges not happy.
K, the ***king moron* seriously does not comprehend viral transmission. I’d want signs in every language for which my court had a translator or anticipated need. But Donnie’s* latest edict could work for us. Saner judges will ignore him, while the incompetents placed on the bench during his* maladministration will do the st00pid thing. Culling the herd one moron at a time; too bad this outbreak won’t be restricted to only his* true believers.
Meanwhile the ***king moron* is paranoid that members of the press will deliberately infect him*. Feeling the love yet, Donnie*?
16Yeah, members of the press are gonna run right out and get a deadly virus so they can infect Trump.
Just like Clinton purposely lost the election [with the help of the Russians] so the Democrats could then impeach Trump.
One thing I think we can all agree on: Trump is one creative paranoid.
17Given f**king trump’s proclivity for dismissing covid 19 in public, while apparently terrified of it, and pence’s belief in prayer as the answer to everything, the title of this post oughta be Praise the Lord and Pass the Lemon Lysol.
18Just saw a photo of him shaking hands with supporters at the airport in FL before getting on Air Force One. Clearly all were clueless.
19I keep seeing a meme about washing your hands as if you had shaken his hand…as if. I am too old to use that phrase, but it seemed to fit.
Yanno, Donnie, if you treated the men and women reporting on the news decently, gave them straight answers, and stopped calling them “enemies of the people” and denigrating their work as “fake news,” you really wouldn’t have to worry about what they would do to you, if they got the chance. I’ll bet that never once crossed Obama’s mind.
20Surely Prof
Had the gasoline kids too!
21My school of Nsg sent a questionnaire asking if they prepared us for ‘the real world of nsg”.
You can imagine my reply
But the kids and families were nice. And I enjoyed working there.
It was a farming community. Didn’t get any animal questions.
Remember all the crap the Obamas took over their fist-bump? It doesn’t look so silly now, does it?
22Buttermilk Sky@22: don’t forget that according to Fox News, it was a Muslim terrorist fist bump. Not an ordinary one that good patriotic Americans would exchange, but one that sent up the flares announcing grabbing guns and launching the Jade Elm prison camps in empty K-Marts.
So it’s completely different from now, of course. It’s not like the current administration has set up concentration camps that people are thrown into without legal recourse, with inadequate food, medical care, or even bathrooms.
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