Remember last week when Trump said that he was shocking all the doctors with how much he knew about Coronavirus and that he must have gotten that from his famous scientist uncle.  You know, through genetic osmosis or something.

Now he’s come down with a festering case of creative paranoia.

Stories about Trump’s coronavirus fears have spread through the White House. Last week Trump told aides he’s afraid journalists will try to purposefully contract coronavirus to give it to him on Air Force One, a person close to the administration told me.

Okay, admit it, that wish has crossed your mind.

He has also asked the Secret Service to screen everybody who come on the grounds of the White House to see if they have a cough.

But yet – today, he has a central Florida fundraiser and had a couple more this weekend.

Little known fact: You know how washing your hands in Lysol will kill the virus?  Yeah, well, you can use money instead.

Thanks for SGray for the heads up.