Palin: Close But No Cigar or White House

September 28, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Sarah Palin can see Russia from her front porch but not the White House.

She said truth was “an endangered species at 1400 Pennsylvania Ave.” The White House is located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

5554394_origYou know, maybe we should get some of those painted curb markers for the White House.  We could send Palin a framed copy with a note “Return to Sender.”

Holy cow y’all, you’d think she’d know the address since she’s already had the stationery printed.

 

Thelma says Sarah could have written it on her hard except for the spelling Pennsylvania part.  Her hand doesn’t have spellcheck.

 

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0 Comments to “Palin: Close But No Cigar or White House”


  1. That woman’s brain is in sideways, and she doesn’t have enough sense to keep it quiet. Unfortunately, thanks to John McCain, she’s found plenty of enablers to follow her around and pay attention to what she says, so she keeps spewing.

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  2. Perhaps there was a Republican party event there?

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  3. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Isn’t 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue a vacant lot across from the Willard Hotel? Palin and her trash brawling family should be living in a cardboard box in a vacant lot somewhere, preferably with no satellite reception on which to broadcast the vapid nonsense issuing from their vacant heads.

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  4. Kate Dungan says:

    She’s a little bit off….

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  5. She should go back get in to family dispute brawls, fight for $50,000 office furniture from the city of Wasilla, fight the construction of additions to her home against fire department code, build bridges to nowhere for political contributions, protect her 6 time convicted felon congressman, accept to resign as governor after being caught in the bridges to nowhere and other scandals, being a foreign policy expert just because she made a small deal with a Russian village about fishing (I am an expert on foreign policy because I can see a Mexican restaurant from my house), but what she really needs to do is protect her daughters from getting pregnant from trashy boyfriends and shut the hell up!!!

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  6. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Oto Cantu add to Palin family to-do list: quit stalking Levi Johnston who is doing his best to be a good husband and father. Credit Levi for knowing it would be near impossible to be either, while being dragged down by Bristol and the other Palins. Little Tripp needs to be with his father and away from the brawling hillbilly grifters.

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  7. Maybe something bad?? happened to her at a 1400 Pennsylvania Ave some place.

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  8. JAKvirginia says:

    From the internet which, apparently she does NOT know how to use:

    “It doesn’t appear that a 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue NW actually exists – but the closest thing is the Willard Hotel, which is located at 1401 Pennsylvania Avenue.”

    That’s the north side of Penn. Ave. The south side is all Federal government buildings (The Federal Triangle) and the City Hall of the District of Columbia.

    Once again, her mouth starts movin’ before her brain starts workin’.

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  9. Sarah who?

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  10. Imbeciles are roaming the nation. No wonder the rwnj’s hate fact checkers, they stunt their politicrap.

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  11. And to think she might have been one senile breath away from being IN the while house.

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  12. The sad fact is that there are too many ignorant people out there who think she still matters. Birds of a feather….

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  13. Yep, when she said that about Russia, my native Texas husband laughed! Seems he has pictures taken in the late 50’s, of some of Russia, during the Cold War… taken with his little old camera! He was just a tad closer to Russia that she was..by a lot! It was his job…

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  14. 1400 Pennsylvania Ave. is the corner of Pennsylvania and 14th Street. Frankly I have long suspected the Sock Puppet has a drinking problem.

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  15. e platypus onion says:

    Somehow this will end up Obama’s fault.

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  16. Luckily for us, the DC City Hall is at 1350 PA Ave. I’m not sure there is a 1400 PA Ave.

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  17. Polite Kool, Devi might want to do good, but nobody asked him to get in the middle of a trash family. Now he is like in the middle of a dung singling family feud fight and he cannot get out of it since he has a baby with one of them. Devi might be a good man, but not so intelligent getting into this circle of crap!!! The best thing he can do now is to send the child support check, stay away and run if he sees them coming. I am sure he can tell by the sound of the flip flops and the smell of slinging smelly crap… I am sorry to put it like this, BUT IT IS THE TRUTH!!! Oh, God help me, I am going to die of asphyxiation I cannot stop laughing so hard…

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  18. e platypus onion says:

    1400 Penns Avenue is supposed to be the “Willard” Hotel. Freudian slip of Palin’s forked tongue maybe or wishful thinking?

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  19. Hmm. I wonder if that’s the address John McCain gave her for when it was time to move in.

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  20. Obviously, intelligence is not valued at the ‘values voters’ gathering.

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