Okay, so now we know that Michael Flynn hasn’t flipped — yet.

The only kind of flipping he’s done is out.  That sumbitch has flipped out.

The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is probing an alleged plot for Michael Flynn and his son to kidnap a cleric living in the U.S. and deliver him to the Turkish government for a $15 million fee.

Remember when Trump said he was only gonna hire the best people?  Well, maybe he’s kept that promise because he never said what they would be best at doing.  I mean, Flynn could be the best kidnapper ever.  Maybe he could put Bruno Hauptmann to shame.

As far as we know Tillerson could be the best self-serving deal maker since Dick Cheney. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is obviously the best in all of America at pointless jabbering.  Jared?  The best worthless brother-in-law you’ve ever seen.   My money says Mike Pence is the best sweetest looking old man fixing to be exposed as Roy Moore’s pimp.

Anybody want to go on and on?

Besides, what if Flynn and his son tried to kidnap this preacher-man and they failed?  Then Trump would have to apologize because they were not the best at kidnapping.  Our only hope is that they are the best at telling a special prosecutor everything they know.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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So, Roy Moore is a pervert, at least as alleged now by 2 women in Alabama who claim he fondled them when he was in his 30s and they were young teens.  It shouldn’t be a surprise – think about it; it seems that EVERY guy who rails about sex is hiding his own proclivity.  In Moore’s case, apparently he likes young girls.  So, while on the Alabama Supreme Court bench he gets censured and even removed from his office for failing to enforce laws determined by the US Supreme Court.  He rants about gays, holding himself up as some kind of righteous messenger who is out to save us all from our sexual perversions.  Then this comes out.

I would expect nothing less, especially from some clown who wears a drugstore cowboy hat with his tiara.

LOL

Okay, you did a great job covering the coastal counties, so let’s go to Adopt a County.  If you have a particular county you’re interested in adopting for the ballot by mail application program, please let me know and I will email you back the cost.

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The national poster child against the cancer of gerrymandering is Louie Gohmert. Here in Texas we call him Screwy Louie, as he is famous for babbling streams of offensive insults and nonsense.  One of his most infamous blatherings came after the tragedy at Newtown when he wistfully mused what would have happened had the school principal kept an M4 (a semi-auto rifle) in her office.  He regularly spouts this kind of bullshit.

On Tuesday, Louie Gohmert opened his mouth and again Louie Gohmert came out.  In a hearing of the subcommittee on energy and mineral resources considering a bunch of bills that essentially undo much of the regulation around oil and gas development, Gohmert testified that the oil spill from the Deepwater Horizon blowout really didn’t damage anything, that nature “does amazing things” and that on his personal trip to the Louisiana Gulf Coast he never found more than “a drop or two” of oil on the beach.  I would speculate that he never found any oil because you can’t see anything when you have your head up your ass as Gohmert often does.

The gulf blowout in 2010 was the worst offshore oil spill in history.  The well flowed  approximately 5 million barrels of oil and unmeasured billions of cubic feet of natural gas.  Much of that oil was never recovered.  Oh, and 11 men died in the blowout that caused the disaster.  Did some of the oil that came to the surface degrade naturally?  Of course, but it was a tiny amount.  What most people don’t understand is that oil that is spilled from a well in deep water reacts completely differently than oil spilled on the surface like happened during the Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska.  In deep water, the vast majority of oil never comes to the surface, becoming entrained in the deep water column for God knows how long, killing marine life and polluting the ocean floor.

Of course, you wouldn’t expect Screwy Louie to understand any of that, especially since he’s an expert in only one subject, namely being a jackass on national television.  Screwy Louis Gohmert, National Embarrassment of Texas.

You know, when a man has to wear Jesus on his forehead and remind everyone what a wonderful Christian he is, something is probably real wrong.

And I know it’s weird that a judge who was impeached twice for ignoring the law would turn out to be an awful person.

And I know that four women who don’t know one another would collude to make up fake news.

And I know a guy who would lie about stealing money from his own charity probably wouldn’t lie about anything else.

But remember when Republican were horrified, horrified I tell you, that over a consensual blow job between two adults.  Whoa boy, they have changed since then.

Roy Moore is a slimy person.  They should lock his wrinkled ole butt in a room with these four women for at least half an hour.  Maybe they can help him find Jesus.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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