November 13, 2017
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Well, the Keurig Coffee maker pulled their ad from Sean Hannity’s show over the Roy Moore interview.
So, the Hannity Coven decided to boycott and while they are at, buy a bunch of Keurig coffee makers to destroy on Twitter. That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of it works.
They think “economics” is faith based.
According to a few friends who do the Twitter, there’s even a trending Twitter #KeurigSmashChallenge going on.

But maybe the funniest part is Democrats-in-disguise encouraging them to go buy more Keurig coffee makers to destroy in more creative ways. Tape it and put it on Twitter so everybody will know what a great American you are.
And then have a cup of tea. With a shot of vodka in it.
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November 13, 2017
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Well, come to find out, a fellow by the name of Paul George Dandan, 30 years old, was found to be in possession of a weapon of mass destruction. He’s a damn air traffic controller in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Seriously.
Here’s his story: his 39 year old roommate made a pipe bomb to use against a neighbor, but he changed his mind. So, he gave the pipe bomb to Dandan.
You know, like I make cupcakes but then I decide not to eat them because, you know, calories. So, I give them to my roommate because, you know, that heifer will eat anything.
Friends: get you some.
They arrested the roommate, too. I don’t know about you, but I probably wouldn’t sleep too well knowing that there was a pipe bomb just lurking around in my apartment.
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
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November 13, 2017
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
No kidding, this is the front page of the Daily Times, from “Northwest” Alabama.

Thanks to Deb and AlanInAustin for the heads up!
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November 12, 2017
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Seriously, this was tweeted by the President of the Damn United States of America.

Last year he was 12 years old. He’s going backwards.
Next thing you know, Roy Moore will ask him out.
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November 11, 2017
By: El Jefe
When Trump nominated his first slate of appalling appointees to high office within the administration, he inadvertently create a drinking game for us. Here’s how it works – think of the most unqualified, dishonest moron possible, and when he nominates that person, DRINK! This game has wreaked havoc on my liver since last January, and the game is actually picking up. Trump is now appointing lower level positions and Senate Republicans are simply playing along.
Let’s play the drinking game today – first, the qualifications of a new nominee; this nominee is a 36 year old young man, 3 years out of law school who has never argued a case in court. Hell, he’s never even argued a motion in court. He’s a blogger who writes highly partisan posts, likes to call the last Democratic candidate Hillary Rotten Clinton, and wrote a piece during the last administration about how Barack Obama was destroying the Constitution by introducing legislation for background checks after the Newtown massacre. He was a speechwriter for Mitt Romney in 2012, and an aide to Luther Strange when he was appointed to be senator after Granny Sessions was named attorney general.
Who is this candidate, and what’s he nominated for? Why he is Brett Talley, and he’s been nominated to a lifetime position as a federal judge in the Middle District of Alabama. Oh, and it gets better; after coming to Washington with Luther Strange, he then took a job in the Justice Department in the office that does…wait for it…appointments to federal judgeships. Can you spell inside track? And one last little tidbit…he was unanimously rated by the American Bar Association as “not qualified” for this appointment.
Ignoring the profound absurdity of this nomination, the Senate Judiciary Committee approved him on a party line vote on Thursday sending the nomination for confirmation in the Senate. So, let’s summarize. Trump’s 4th ever nominee to a lifetime appointment in the federal judiciary is a 36 year old lawyer 3 years out of law school with zero trial experience, a radically partisan history including public support for the NRA, rated not qualified by the ABA, and who likely lobbied the Justice Department for his own nomination.
Next step for us? DRINK!
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November 10, 2017
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
CNN has a video of Republican leaders being questioned about Roy Moore. It’s 44 seconds of them smiling, chuckling, gesturing, and waving off any questions about Moore. I don’t know how to embed CNN videos here so you’re going to have to follow this link to see it. (It’s the second video on the page.)
It’s disgusting.
Even more disgusting is the fact that it looks like a pervert line-up. All these old, white, Republican men thinking this whole thing is funny.
Wipe that smile off your face, McConnell.
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