WMDs at the Airport
Well, come to find out, a fellow by the name of Paul George Dandan, 30 years old, was found to be in possession of a weapon of mass destruction. He’s a damn air traffic controller in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Here’s his story: his 39 year old roommate made a pipe bomb to use against a neighbor, but he changed his mind. So, he gave the pipe bomb to Dandan.
You know, like I make cupcakes but then I decide not to eat them because, you know, calories. So, I give them to my roommate because, you know, that heifer will eat anything.
Friends: get you some.
They arrested the roommate, too. I don’t know about you, but I probably wouldn’t sleep too well knowing that there was a pipe bomb just lurking around in my apartment.
Thanks to Deb for the heads up.
That’s funny. He doesn’t look like a Muslim. I would imagine Fox news is gonna claim he’s a democrat that was planning on blowing up the First Baptist Church.
1Well, think about this. I never keep the pipe bombs under my bed. It just makes sense to give the pipe bombs to your roommate, so he keeps them under his bed. Common sense, y’all.
2Free Dumb, USA where there’s no minimum requirement to enter the gene pool.
3Who the blazes wrote this script for a really stupid and unfunny tv show!
4Just a suggestion, but if I had a roommate who made a pipe bomb to use against a neighbor, I’d think seriously about getting a different roommate, or a completely different set of neighbors. One or the other. Maybe even both.
5His roomie built a pipe bomb. And an air traffic controller didn’t call the cops?
6Ormond Otvos gets the award for observation of the week.
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