The Associated Press reports …

Even though Trump says he doubts all the women who reported that Roy Moore is a pervert, he thinks it’s best if he doesn’t actually go to Alabama.  My guess is that Trump doesn’t want to sully his spotless reputation on women’s issues.

And did you see this?

Trump is now contending that the Access Hollywood tape is fake news.

But, apparently, Trump now believes that, somehow, the tape is either false or has been doctored. And, not only that, but, according to the Times report, Trump has shared his theory with at least one adviser and a sitting US senator. (What I wouldn’t pay to be a fly on the wall of that conversation!)

It use to be true but now it’s not.  Magic.

Gotta be Florida!

In Orlando, two guys start snorting at each other about a road rage event.

One guy pulls out a gun, of damn course, because he feel himself to be in danger.

He was right about that.

He shot himself, by himself, with nobody else’s help.  In the leg.  That means he couldn’t even walk over to the other guy and punch him for laughing his butt off.

Thanks to Deb B. and Colin for the heads up.

Just a friendly reminder on Cyber Monday that Texas Senator Ted Cruz has been known to sell a Christmas sweater with his face and two other snakes on it.

Nope, I’m not kidding.

So keep your eyes open and grab one of those suckers for the bargain price of way too much money.

Thanks to AlanInAustin for the reminder.

One of the funny things I missed while eating my way though Thanksgiving was this Sarah Hucky-booboo Sanders tweet.

Okay, first off, a southern woman would never, ever say they cooked a pie. They bake pies or even hustle one up. They never cook one.

Second off, you don’t get pie crust like that from a home baked pie.  Home baked pies in the south have uneven lard-filled piece of art in crusty layers.

Third off, look closely at the lower left hand corner and you can see the little tin pan they use at all We Sell Pies places.

She lied about baking a pecan pie.  I mean, what has your life become when you lie about baking pies?

You have become a Donald Trump handmaiden.

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Thanks to CNN for explaining to Donald Trump how democracy works.

Oooohhhh… busted.

Uh, Mr. Mueller, not to be punny, but you need to step on the gas, Honey.

It appears that Rex Tillerson is firing everybody who knows a wink about foreign policy.

And I’m sure it’s going to come as no shock to you that —

“Among those fired or sidelined were most of the top African-American and Latino diplomats, as well as many women, difficult losses in a department that has long struggled with diversity,” notes the Times.

Hey, I hear Jared might be looking for a job.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.