I would like to announce that Junior Janochek, Jr., Attorney at Law, is looking for new clients but would never accept this case because he already has enough deadbeat clients who owe him money and won’t pay.

John Dowd has resigned from President Trump‘s legal team, The Hill has confirmed.

The New York Times first reported the development, citing two sources briefed on the matter who said that Dowd, who is Trump’s lead lawyer for special counsel Robert Mueller‘s investigation into Russian election interference, resigned Thursday.

It appears that Trump ain’t happy unless everyone is in a turmoil.

Remember the $215,000 that the North Carolina Republican Party gave to Cambridge Analytica?

Well, we think we figured out how they spent it.  Beating Democratic Senator Kay Hagan.

Harnessing our unique data-rich voter file, we were able to accurately predict partisanship, turnout, issue importance and build psychographic profiles for all voters in North Carolina. We produced clusters of voters based on the modeled data to maximize campaign impact, which enabled the creation of tailored messages directed at those audiences.

Result
CA Political worked successfully with various organizations key to the success of Thom Tillis’ campaign. Thom Tillis won against Kay Hagan by two points, despite Nate Silver and the Washington Post predicting otherwise.

And then they strut about it. Like Trump, they have no shame.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

So, the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says that he has Jared Kushner “in his pocket.”  Honey, if you have a dollar fifty in your pocket, Jared is determined to get in there.

According to three sources, Jared gave the crown prince the names of people “disloyal” to the prince.  And where did Jared get the names?

“The Saudi figures named in the President’s Daily Brief were among those rounded up; at least one was reportedly tortured,” The Intercept explained.

And remember all that stuff about Hillary’s private server?

Kushner communicates with both the Saudi and Emirati crown princes via Whats-App. A source claims that Kushner’s lawyers have since told him not to use the app for government business.

Kushner’s defense team denies leaking names of Saudi critics who were subsequently arrested and tortured.

So a creepy guy with no security clearance who is desperate for money is leaking PDB info to the Saudis.

I will be a happy women when I see Jared marched off to prison.  I’ll celebrate by sending him a lifetime subscription to “Your Ass Just Got Kicked Magazine.”

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Louie Gohmert, the the congress varmint from East Texas, is running around with his shoelaces tied together.

He had a two-fer today!

First, he insults Cesar Chavez just out of meanness.

Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert on Tuesday filed a House resolution to declare March 31 “National Border Control Day.” The date marks the birthday of Cesar Chavez, the revered Mexican-American labor leader who co-founded the United Farm Workers union.

Gohmert totally twists Chavez’s words and the resolution is called “a disgrace” by fellow members of congress.  I’m pretty certain it’s not the first time they have noticed.

And there’s the icing on the cake. Standing on his own on thin ice, Gohmert calls for the firing of Robert Mueller.

“I think Mueller should be fired,” Gohmert said, according to video captured by CNN. “He should be. He should never have been appointed, and he should never have accepted. He should be fired.”

The “only reason” not to fire Mueller “in actuality,” Gohmert said, is that “some establishment Republicans” have said such an action could result in the President’s impeachment.

Gohmert offers no legal reason why Mueller should be fired. He does say that Mueller was not a good FBI director and something weird about “the thousands of years of experience he ran off” from the FBI.

I think he was fixing to say something tacky about Girl Scout cookies and your grandmother, but he got distracted by something shiny.

Thanks to Brian and Sarah for the heads up.