Poor Ole drunk displaced Steve Bannon.  He goes from thinking he’s going to run the government to this so quickly.

Here he is in Topeka, Kansas, with his scruffy beard and barn coat trying to convince a dozen old people in the ballroom of the Holiday Inn.  A dozen people showed up.

Actually, I lied.  The official count was 17 people.

Only half of them could fit in the picture.

In his remarks, Bannon explained that his small rallies are an “intentional effort to make voter turnout a grassroots affair.”  Yeah, only these old guys showed up on purpose.  And from the looks of it, none of them even brought donuts.  Or chairs.

He also said that he’s very concerned that the GOP base won’t show up in Kansas.

Bless his heart.  It looks like he showered and used mouthwash and everything.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Charlene, our foreign correspondent from the People’s Republic of Austin, send us proof of Betomania in Texas.

This is Beto’s headquarters in Austin on Wheless Lane in the Windsor Park neighborhood.   The artists are Dylan O’Conner and Jeff Gerdes.

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Thanks to Charlene for the heads up.

They say there are caravans of troops passing through.  So, I guess Trump got his military parade after all.

The most loathsome individual to ever occupy the Oval Office …

If you need an excuse to eat ice cream and I generally don’t but this will make it more fun, Ben and Jerry have come to your rescue.  It’s Anti- Trump flavor.

“The company cannot be silent in the face of President Trump’s policies that attack and attempt to roll back decades of progress on racial and gender equity, climate change, LGBTQ rights and refugee and immigrant rights – all issues that have been at the core of the company’s social mission for 40 years,” Ben & Jerry’s said in a statement.

It’s called, of course, Pecan Resist.

Now get ready for this.

The Limited Batch flavor – chocolate ice cream with white and dark fudge chunks, pecans, walnuts and fudge-covered almonds – is part of the company’s campaign to “lick injustice and champion those fighting to create a more just and equitable nation for us all,” it said Tuesday.

Look at all those nuts.  And it how I like my nuts, instead of under a MAGA hat.

Profits go to charity, of course.

So, Miss Lindsey Graham is promising to introduce legislation to end birthright citizenship so that Trump won’t have to make it an executive order.  You know, so Trump can use an executive order ending the crummy first amendment.

I thought Lindsey was the guy who ran around spouting that he believed in the Constitution and I don’t.

Ending birthright citizenship is unconstitutional but who the hell is gonna stop them?  Brett Kavanaugh?

And then you gotta wonder, how about grown people who were born here to undocumented workers and now have children of their own?  Do they have to go back and take their children with them?

Y’all, if we don’t take back the House, we are so screwed.

By the way, Texans, Ted Cruz supports Trump on this issue and he calls himself “a constitutionalist.”  Dope.