I suspect you’ve heard that Mike Pence’s wife/mother teaches at a school that does not allow LGBTQ students or staff.

She teaches art there.  Okay, so can you imagine how bad this art department has to be with no LGBTQ teachers?  Holy cow. Plus, I seriously doubt that they have much to teach once they cover Thomas Kinkaid.

Are they allowed to even look at any other art?

Okay, since banning LGBTQ students and staff leaves the school pretty artless, but yet Christians are all about banning stuff, let’s think of some other things they could ban instead.

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Shaved heads – hey, we fought a war over this and you lost.

Tiki Torches – when they’re not tacky, they are scary.  That’s the only two positions on their switches.

Those cut outs of Santa kneeling over Baby Jesus – do not mix metaphors.

Turnips – no reason other than I just hate them.

Mike Pence’s wife – her husband calls her mother. That’s kinda sick, y’all.

Food Truck Sushi

— Come on, I know you’ve got some.

I have always considered San Antonio my second home. I love the place. You really ought to go there sometime to see the Riverwalk, Mi Tierra Restaurant and Bakery, the Mission tour, the Alamo, the trolley to the Mercado, the view from the front steps of the administration building at St. Mary’s University, the wall.

Trump said …”Everybody knows that walls work. You look at different places they put up a wall, no problem. You look at San Antonio. You look at so many different places. They go from one of the most unsafe cities in the country to one of the safest cities, immediately, immediately.”

There used to be a wall around the Alamo, a long, long time ago, but … well, it didn’t work and that’s why it’s important to Remember the Alamo.

And while San Antonio is indeed one of the safest cities in America, it is not on the border.  It is 150 brutal, unforgiving, vicious, varmint filled, hot as hell, desert miles from the border.  And there is no wall.

He’s a dope.

#CovingtonLittleShits

Trump tossed a bone to the Dems by offering a 3 year legislative relief for the DACA folks for almost $6 billion for his idiotic wall.  The answer to that is hell no.  Permanent residence and a path to citizenship?  Yes.  Kick the can down the road for his folly?

Nope.

This idiot is a guy named Graham Allen, who’s a loudmouthed radical partisan with a “show” on Blaze TV (that’s right, Glen Beck’s online manure factory).  Apparently, ol’ Graham didn’t like Gillette’s new television commercial that encourages men to stop teaching their boys to be ignorant assholes.  He WANTS his boys to be ignorant assholes, so he thought he would get them off to a running start by posting a pic of his small children holding deadly weapons.

This member of Y’all Qaeda wanted to get an early start for his recruits so he can do his part perpetuating ignorance, misogyny, and intolerance.  Looks like he’s doing a good job of doing just that.

The Celebrity Apprentice Whitehouse Edition presidency continues today with Trump’s self described “major announcement” coming this afternoon.  Coming off a simply awful week of reality television drama, cheesy mobster stories, and the steady drumbeat of continuous chaos, it looks like Trump is finally going to cave to reality and do a deal for “border security”, trading DACA reform in return.  In other words, he’s probably going to accept exactly what the Dems offered last year.  PoliticoPlayoff this morning is saying that, even though the WH is trying to keep a lid on it, Trump is dying to play golf but can’t since he’s painted himself into the White Supremacists Corner.  He needs him a tee time.

Personally I’d trade Trump billions for his silly wall he’ll feature on high-repeat Celebrity Apprentice Whitehouse Edition if we can set free almost 800,000 DACA folks and 800,000 federal workers from his hostage taking.  We’ll be watching later today, and I’m SURE we’ll have an opinion.