What Goes Up Must Come Down UPDATED

October 24, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Trump attorney Jenna Ellis flipped this morning. I could be wrong but I think she just blamed God.

 

Y’all, I’d like to publicly thank Jenna for doing her part to make this world evil and for having the self awareness of knowing it.

Is Vegas making odds on who is next?

Whoa!  Just saw this.  The crying, smirking lawyer bit must be a big seller in Georgia.

 

 

First Powell, Now Chesebro

October 20, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Trump writ twit Kenneth Chesebro just flipped as the circle of Trump’s gate keepers starts falling like dominoes downhill on an ice slick.

The plea deal is another major victory for Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, who charged Trump and 18 others in the effort to overturn the 2020 presidential election results. Thursday, former Trump campaign lawyer Sidney Powell also pleaded guilty.

Trump is looking for counties with no extradition treaties with the US and a hot secret document market.

 

Here Ya Go

October 19, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

It is often said that brevity is the soul of wit.  I tend to agree.

Nailed it.

Well, at least we know where they’ll get the jerks.

 

I’m Not “Making This Up”

October 18, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen gave us cause to thank the lord for small favors. Lindsey Graham did try to improve his looks.  I’m not saying it worked but he did try.

And that’s gotta be worth … well, $475.


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Thank you, Shantel. This and more fun stuff right here.

 

Won’t Wait Until Friday Toon

October 18, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Well, it just won’t wait.

 

 

This has been the most fun I’ve had in a long time.  I’m here to tell you that every time I see Jim Jordan on teevee I throw up a little bit in my mouth.  He is such colossal jerk. If he was half as smart or good looking as he thinks he is, we’d all be in trouble.

 

We don’t need no education

October 12, 2023 By: Nick Carraway

 

Meet Nancy Mace. She is one of the MAGA people in Congress. She chose to wear the Scarlet letter as a symbol of pride. Well, maybe not. I’m not really sure why she wore it, but I’m fairly certain she didn’t read the book. Maybe a copy of Spark Notes would have been helpful before pulling this stunt. The self-own is the cruelest own of all.

It’s been a long week and it’s only Thursday. We’ve had some tense moments. We have international crises in different parts of the world. We have a rudderless ship in Congress. Maybe a little bit of right wing idiocy is what we need to limp through before the Friday margaritas. If you can explain what the A stands for in Nancy’s mind please feel free to let us know. I can’t figure it out.