The Father* of the US Cavalry

April 08, 2019 By: Primo Encarnación

During all this kerfuffle over immigration, it might be interesting to note that, in the course of our country’s history, 8 people – 6 men* and 2 women – have been granted honorary US citizenship, although most of them were dead when they got it.

The two who were granted it in life were Winston Churchill and Mother Teresa.  William Penn, the founder of Pennsylvania, and his wife Hannah Callowell Penn, who administered the Province after Penn got sick and continued after he died, were awarded the honor posthumously, as was Raoul Wallenberg, a Swedish diplomat in Hungary who issued thousands of passports to Jews and sheltered them in buildings designated as Swedish territory during the Holocaust.

The three other foreign nationals rendered great service to the nascent United States in our War of Independence.  The Marquis de Lafayette we’ve all heard of.  Bernardo de Gálvez was a Spanish colonial governor of Louisiana who provided critical supply-lines to the Americans, then generaled some impressive victories over the Brits along the Gulf Coast, winning Florida back (temporarily) for the Spanish Crown.  Galvez, LA is named for him, as is Galveston.

The third Revolutionary War hero to be given honorary US citizenship is General Kasimierz Pulaski.  Pulaski became a special hero to Chicago schoolchildren: every year, for his birthday, they would get the first Monday in March off as, outside of Poland, Chicago has the largest population of Poles on the planet.

Pole Flag

Pulaski is considered the Father* of the US Cavalry.  During the Battle of Brandywine, before even receiving an official rank, he took some men, reconnoitered the British advance, and determined that the fleeing Americans were about to be cut off.  Washington told him to rally such troops as he could and to use his discretion to secure the retreat.  Pulaski decided to charge!  His audacious act saved the Army, George Washington’s life, and the United States.  He was made a Brigadier General, and in time turned the US riders from a disjointed scout force into a cavalry worthy of the name.

Thanks, Kazzie!

Pulaski was later wounded in battle during the Siege of Savannah and taken aboard the first warship ever named the USS Wasp.  He died within 48 hours, but accounts conflicted as to the disposal of the body.  The captain of the Wasp said he had been taken ashore in Georgia and died there.  Others said he died aboard and was buried at sea. Still others averred that he died aboard and was buried in Charleston.

A set of bones buried in Savannah and said to be Pulaski’s were exhumed in 1996. Although certain wounds apparently matched those garnered over a career of hard fighting, the results of that study were inconclusive, and the body was re-interred with military honors in 2005.  Subsequent mitochondrial DNA analysis funded by the Smithsonian revealed just this year that these remains are indeed those of Pulaski.

*However…

…many characteristics of the skeleton we now know to be Pulaski’s – a short, slim, confirmed bachelor and teetotaler – are female in appearance.  Pulaski’s baptism was conducted in private due to something referred to in the records as a “debility.” There are some indications that this debility may have been Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia, which can lead to many male-seeming characteristics in a female child.

Tonight the Smithsonian Channel will present a show about Pulaski, leaning towards the conclusion that he was intersex. I’ll be watching!

During all this kerfuffle over the role of men, women and trans people serving in the military, it might be interesting to note that, in the beginning of our country’s history, Kazimierz Pulaski may have actually been the Mother of the US Cavalry.

Thanks, Kasi?

So…?

April 08, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Trump Twittered …

 

 

Ya gotta wonder why Trump is so upset about the “leaks.” If it totally exonerates you, why not make copies and give them away on the White House lawn?

Trump also said that he hasn’t read the report although he “has every right to.”  Dude, you’ve never read 400 pages of anything in your life.  Maybe not even 400 pages total in your whole life.  Hell, you haven’t even read The Rules of Golf and it’s only 150 pages in giant print.

 

Okay, Don’t Get Your Hopes Up, But …

April 07, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

I don’t mean to get you all excited over what may turn out to mean nothing and I am hesitant to place any hope in anybody other than the electorate taking out Trump, but some more bad guys may go down.

 

Interesting sidenote – Sam Patton is scheduled to be sentence on Friday after cutting a deal with Mueller to cooperate.  It’ll be fun to see if he was able to provide information on any other bad guys.

And one new sealed criminal case in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia was filed this week 1:19-cr-114.

Please feel free to join Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen and me in reading these tea leaves.

 

Senator John Kennedy of the Dilapidated State of Louisiana

April 06, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Senator John Kennedy went on CNN to add dignity and honor due the United States Senate under Republican rule by mocking House Ways and Means Chairman Richard Neal.

Said Kennedy —

“Chairman Neal, powerful man, head of Ways and Means, I know he’s an adult, but I don’t think he’s like a real adult. He says that he needs Trump’s tax returns, he says it’s policy not politics.”

“I can’t believe he really thinks the American people are going to fall for that. It must really suck to be that dumb.”

Spoken like a real adult.

 

Those Good Ole Republican Family Values

April 06, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

I want you to meet Bo Michael Dresner, the Sergeant-at-Arms of the Hays County (between Austin and San Antonio) Republican Party and Republican precinct chair for precinct 336.  Bo is 40 years old and has voted in every Republican primary since 2010 and I know that because I looked it up.

Well, Bo got himself arrested for aggravated sexual assault of a child.

“Bo Michael Dresner was booked into the Hays County Jail on April 3 and had not been released as of press time,” the newspaper noted.

Dresner is being held on $250,000 bond.

“The affidavit also states that Child Protective Services (CPS) Investigator Alexandra Rodriguez removed four children from Dresner’s custody on March 28,” the paper explained. “County court records show that there were three CPS cases filed on March 29 regarding the custody of four children in which Dresner was named as a party.”

The abuse may have gone back seven years.

Well, you can hardly blame Ole Bo.  He has such a fine role model in the White House.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

Technical Details

April 06, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Several of you asked me why the website was showing as not secure.  That’s because it lacked something called SSL and was simply warning you not to enter your credit card number. Since we don’t take online payment – and when I ask you for political donations I send you to another secure website – I didn’t really need it and certainly didn’t want to pay for it.

Well, Anna the Geek found that she could get me one for free through my web host.  She installed it and it’s up and running today.  Everybody thank Anna for your peace of mind.

So, now we are all safe and secure.