Pours.

Sarah Huckybooboo Sanders is leaving the White House at the end of the month to go home to Arkansas to run for Governor just like Good Ole Dad did.

Since she refuses to hold press conferences now, it won’t matter much to have her gone.  You know, except for less whining and sarcasm. If the electorate in Arkansas doesn’t mind having a liar for hire as their governor, she’s got a good chance of winning.

BuhBye.

I know that the US Office of Special Counsel is recommending that Kellyanne be removed from office for violations of the Hatch Act.

But, do not worry about her.  She can always get a job as the greeter at Joe and Hank’s All American Hot Dog Company.

Or in the chorus of the Nutcracker every Christmas.

Welcome to Waksom, Texas, deep in the heart of East Texas – the land of pines, poverty, and pentecostals.

Waksom has a population of 2,068 contained in 790 households. Males had a median income of $29,625 versus $18,859 for female and 24% of the city lives below the poverty line

This is the Waksom city council.

The guy in the middle is the mayor but he doesn’t vote unless it’s to break a tie.

These five white old men declared Waksom “a sanctuary city for the unborn.”  While there are currently no clinics performing abortions in Wakson nor plans for any, the men saw this as a preventative measure.

“Most likely we will wind up getting sued if this is passed,” the mayor, Jesse Moore, said. “It could go to the Supreme Court.”

That prospect would present fiscal challenges for the city, lawmakers acknowledged.

“We don’t have the possible millions of dollars that it would take to take it to that level,” said alderman Jimmy Dale Moore, who nevertheless voted for the ordinance. “We can’t pay those kind of attorney’s fees. The city don’t have the money.”

Honey, you don’t have enough money for everybody to eat every damn day, so wouldn’t it be cheaper and easier just to quit getting women pregnant.

Trump is on a Twitter squawk this morning and mentioned that he had met with a member British royalty, The Prince of Whales.

And someone replied —

I’ll bet ya $5 US cash money that Trump can’t you what a Wales is.

Thanks to Epp for the heads up.

So you’re a small poor foreign country or a goofy whacked out dictator.  To get what you want from the United States, all you have to do is give Trump “dirt” on his opponents.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. That’s a foreign policy?

It doesn’t even have to be true dirt. You can even say you have proof that Kamala Harris was born in Sweden and never became a US citizen. He doesn’t care.

Trump’s a patriot who trusts Putin and Kim more than he trusts anyone in America.

I think he just kicked open the door to impeachment.  It’ll be fun watching congressional Republicans defend this.

The House Judiciary Committee voted unanimously for the 9/11 Victim’s Compensation Bill after Jon Stewart shamed them yesterday.

Now he has to go to congress and shame them, too.

And then Trump.

I say we call for a Jon Stewart Shaming Tour.