Okay, so the end of Trump’s brutal and graphic story about how he actually saw and heard Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi “whimpering and crying and screaming all the way” to his death just might be … uh, untrue.

In the days since President Trump gave the world a graphic account of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s last minutes, no evidence has emerged to confirm it. The secretary of defense, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the regional commander who oversaw the operation that killed the leader of the Islamic State all say they have no idea what the president was talking about.

Another four Defense Department anonymous officials don’t have any indication that Trump spoke with any Delta Force team members prior to his dramatic story.  Trump was on the golf course when it happened.  Additionally, the whimpering and crying is news to them because they haven’t been told any of that.

He made it up, just like he made up the picture of him at the head of the table watching the raid.

He did, however, give away secret Delta Force actions. But he couldn’t tell Nancy Pelosi about the raid before it happened because “she’d leak.” That’s amusing for a guy standing in a self-made puddle.

He made it the hell up, y’all.  He’s a damn freak.

Good Lord, Louie just keeps on spewing stuff that makes no sense.

First, he threatened a civil war if Trump is impeached.  He better start hoarding muskets because Trump is going to be impeached. If a president can collude with a foreign country and extort them into using my tax money to investigate his political enemies, we are in a bushel basket of trouble.

So, now he’s correcting himself over on Brietbart.  He yacks —

“I was quoted earlier today saying on the House floor something about civil war,” Gohmert said. “Well, it’s not a civil war that Republicans are engaged in. It’s the Democrats, but what is a better description than civil war is actually … a communist revolution.”

Gohmert continued, “Next thing you know you’ve got Trotsky over convincing the soldiers to support the Lenin of the place, and then boom, you have what people think will be a benevolent dictator and get things back on track and restore people’s rights, but you’ve just lost everything, that Caesar has now crossed the Rubicon, you’ve lost your republic, the little experiment in self-government, and now you’re dealing with a dictator.”

Little pale and wimpy dude, that’s what we’re trying to stop. Donald Trump has the Rubicon on his map to being the tyrant he so admires in other countries.

Next he’s gonna explain casting asparagus.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

When Governor Andrew Cuomo heard that Trump was leaving New York and moving to Florida.

The NY Times article.

No freekin’ kidding. The most totally ignorant piece of crap in the entire congress is outraged, outraged I tell you, that the impeachment process used by Republicans for Bill Clinton is now suddenly the most horrible thing ever to happen to America.

He even refers to the Capitol Police as “armed guards.“

Never in the history of this country have we had such gross unfairness that one party would put armed guards with guns to prevent the duly authorized people from being able to hear the witnesses and see them for themselves,” the congressman griped

The Texas Republican went on to warn of a “civil war” if House Democrats continue down the path of impeachment.

Look, I know we’re supposed to act all dignified and proper during the impeachment hearings.

But, not too proper.  Pearl clutching Republican women have pushed me to the edge with their hypocritical sanctimony, cheap perfume and bad taste in men.

So, I offer you the Martha Stewart’s Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party.

I plan on celebrating the same way my Grandpa did when Dewey did NOT beat Truman – dancing on the back porch nakkid beating the bottom of the big pot with a stirring spoon.  I do not know if this story is true or simply family lore. But Grandpa never denied it and he kinda smiled whenever it came up. I want my grandchildren to have a story like that one and I figure it’s time.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up on Martha’s party.

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Okay, what with everything going on at my house, for right now I am going to list the first name and last initial of everyone who sent checks by mail so that they will know I got it.  Thank you notes come later.

Check by mail received:  David P from Houston, Sue G from Bryan, Bobby L from Sacramento, Cindy R from Wimberly, Mary O’ from Albuquerque, Jan V-K from Berkeley, Samella from Detroit, Trent from El Paso, Tom C from Tucson, Beth A from Houston, Mary B a US citizen living in Denmark, Ellen R from Clemson, S.C.,