Because Saving Democracy Should Be Properly Celebrated
Look, I know we’re supposed to act all dignified and proper during the impeachment hearings.
But, not too proper. Pearl clutching Republican women have pushed me to the edge with their hypocritical sanctimony, cheap perfume and bad taste in men.
So, I offer you the Martha Stewart’s Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party.
I plan on celebrating the same way my Grandpa did when Dewey did NOT beat Truman – dancing on the back porch nakkid beating the bottom of the big pot with a stirring spoon. I do not know if this story is true or simply family lore. But Grandpa never denied it and he kinda smiled whenever it came up. I want my grandchildren to have a story like that one and I figure it’s time.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up on Martha’s party.
It won’t count unless somebody films it and posts it online.
1Also, I’ve already stolen the Martha thing and posted it on my FB page.
2Are you sure about the naked dancing? Remember, you’re the wife of a judge now.
Second thought, yeah, why not?
3I thought this would get Juanita’s blessing
4🙂
BarbinDC: That’s where I got it from.
5🙂
Looks like Martha is celebrating Saint Swillin’s Day. Prison does that to you.
Y’all do know belladonna is a poison as well as night shade.
Here is a recipe for Worm’s Wart Soup which contains Deadly Night Shade as well as frog’s breath to disguise the taste.
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6Any one up for a theorical bet?
i say that if the thuglican sock puppets in the senate fail to remove him that demented donnie’s legal team will claim double jeopardy for any criminal, fraudelant or other prosecutions by any state ( New York) or Fed’s ( IRS?) after he is turfed out by voters?
Hey that is as sane a manuever as most of his other legal arguements.
But who knows if “his” judges and the right wing cabal on SCOTUS might decide in his favor as a retirement gift.
P.S. Juanita there is nothing you could do to reflect badly upon “Da Judge” that ginnie thomas has not already exceeed by a country mile so have at it.
7“their… bad taste in men.”
8Eew. Is it a hygiene issue?
Well, we all know ONE of your grandchildren will have the memory of holding the Bible while his granddaddy was sworn in as a judge!
9Parents. Those people committed to living long enough to get even with their children much to the amusement of their grandchildren.
Fun. Four generations at a gathering which sort of evens up the special moments.
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