A Sweet Visit From the Karma Fairy

November 06, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Okay, a couple of years ago, I woman riding her bicycle flipped off Trump in his motorcade.  Trump had just left his Trump National Golf course and drove right past her while she was out cycling.

She did it.  Apparently, it wasn’t planned, she just saw an opportunity and took it.  It went wild on Twitter.

 

Juli Briskman admitted it to her boss – she worked for a government contractor – and was promptly fired.

Last night she “won a seat on the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors — ousting a Republican in the process.”

Her district includes Trump’s golf course.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.  And thanks to the Karma Fairy for great things.

Oh No, Trumpese is Contagious

November 06, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Here’s the deal.  Tony Buzbee is a rich as the dickens lawyer in Houston. Just out of meanness he decided to run for mayor.  There’s video shot of him last night before he found out that he made a run-off with incumbent mayor Sylvester Turner. Houston is very progressive and has not elected a Republican mayor in 40 years, but Republicans keep trying.

ABC News shot a video of Tony Buzbee last night before he knew he had made the run off.  Please take a few minutes out of your day to watch Tony Buzbee weave his way through storytelling like a bushel basket of wire coat hangers.  He goes off on a Mommathon (My momma was an angel. Everybody loved my momma.  My momma sacrificed everything for me.). Mommathons are very popular among the drunk crowd.

The video is 17 minutes long but feels like several hours.  It is laugh hysterically out loud funny so treat yourself to the first few minutes.  By the way, he never tells us what happened in 1980 so don’t keep waiting on that to happen.  He has spurts of sanity in a sea of Holy Mother of Mary what’s he talking about?

So now he’s either speaking Trumpese or he’s so drunk he’s holding onto to grass to keep from falling off.

 

 

Lucky Houstonians get another month of these speeches for the election.  We are some damn lucky people.

 

2020: The Only Choice is Trump, Not Trump

November 06, 2019 By: El Jefe

Right now, Democrats are doing what Democrats always do: They form into a circular firing squad and snipe at one another to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.  Currently, the Dems have three viable 2020 candidates – Warren, Sanders, and Biden.  Buttigieg, as great as he is, can’t get out of single digits in national polls, and let’s face it – it’s not his time and he should prepare to run for governor or Senator from Indiana and then come back in 10 years.  His time is in the future.  There have been no votes cast in any primary yet, but the intramural feuding is well underway with Warren supporters smearing Biden and amplifying Trump’s idiotic conspiracy theories, Biden supporters saying Warren is unelectable, and Bernie supporters hating everyone.

Warren is sticking to a Medicare for All plan that doesn’t have the slightest chance of ever seeing the light of day, wants to fund it by taxing billionaires, vows to shut down the US oil industry,  and is threatening businesses that she’s going to jail CEOs.  Sanders vows to also shut down the US oil industry and tax billionaires; he’s more circumspect on healthcare policy.  Biden is staying down the middle, making the electability argument as his main selling  point.

Let’s be blunt here.  As much as you’ll hate to hear it, big sweeping policy changes and turning industries and healthcare on their heads is NOT a winning strategy.  Dems have only one choice, and that is Trump, not Trump.  Period.  Short of him being removed by impeachment (which I believe is a slim to zero chance), or him keeling over from his artery clogging diet, getting him out of office through the ballot box is the only viable chance to rid ourselves from this metastasizing tumor sitting in the Oval Office.

The New York Times published their latest poll this week that pretty much sums up what Real Clear Politics has been reporting for months – Biden is the clear choice for the best chance to beat Trump:

This is the summary of the latest poll.  Sanders is second, Warren a distant third, yet Warren is catching up to Biden in the early primary states, though she is the worst of the front runners to face Trump, and her rhetoric is making it even harder for her to compete.

Before you say it, yeah, yeah, yeah.  I know, I know – Biden is old, failing, sleepy, confused, (insert your insult here _________).  What’s really weird is that none of those adjectives are used on Sanders or Warren even though he is older than Biden and is ACTUALLY suffering from a heart condition, and Warren is only a few years behind both of them.  The issue here, and the ONLY issue here is beating Trump.  Biden, especially if strengthened by a younger vibrant VP candidate is the highest probability candidate to beat Trump.  Warren and Sanders are not.  Period.  Want to lose suburbanites, and middle of the roaders?  Threaten to take away their healthcare and triple the price of gasoline.  It’s stupid, and a losing strategy.

As much as all of us hate it, this is NOT the election for sweeping policy changes.  This is the election of winning.  That is the only goal.  The choice is Trump, not Trump.  If you think things are miserable now, imagine if this SOB got another 4 years.  He has already destroyed the State Department and the Justice Department.  After he packs another 2 or 3 ideologues on the Supreme Court and hundreds of lunatics in the federal court system, he would have virtually destroyed our democracy.  The risk is too great to lose this one – the cost is too high.

The Dems just have to stop the infighting and focus on the only goal for 2020 – beating Trump.  It’s arithmetic.

 

Thank you, Sweet Baby Jesus!

November 05, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

Do I hear a Hallelujah?

Kentucky, Virginia, and even the woman I asked you to donate to right here in my county, Eliz Markowitz.  We will flip another Texas State House seat in this special election.

See you tomorrow morning.  I’m exhausted.

 

More Testimony Released

November 05, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

They released Sondland and Volker today.

US Ambassador to the European Union Gordon Sondland said the pursuit of President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani to persuade Ukraine to open an investigation into Trump’s political rivals “kept getting more insidious” as time went on, and he suggested Giuliani’s efforts might have been illegal, according to an excerpt of his closed-door deposition transcript.

More to come …

Florida: It Makes the South More Southern

November 05, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself

The esteemed county of Citrus, on the Gulf side of the Florida appendage, is home to 142,000 souls. And no New York Times.

The county commissioners of Citrus County appear to be all male and all white.  The library requested an online subscription to the New York Times.  The county commissioners, calling the New York Times “fake news,” denied the request.  They thought it was funny that it was even requested.

I will bet that the commissioners don’t have much education and even less teeth.

According to Wikipedia, the citizens of Citrus County can rely on the Groundhog News, Citrus Daily, Real News Real Fast, Sunshine Standard, Citrus Times Online, and the Alligator Bites Vivid Description Report for their important world news.  Okay, so I made up the last one, but you would have, too.

God bless Uhmerka..

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.