Bubba and I just had to get out of the house so we went driving up to Bellville, Texas, to see where the new road construction goes.

Yeah, and we accidentally saw this.  Click here to see the big one.

You can’t read it from the picture but they say they will also have tee-shirts, yard signs, and all manner of really disgusting things.

And burgers.

I am certain the burgers will be on white buns and have mustard and cheese running over the edges to match Trump’s complexion.  The meat will come from a bull’s ass.  There were Trump 2000 signs everywhere.  Not many hospitals, I couldn’t help but notice.

Over the last hour, Trump has been bragging on Twitter about the “ratings” his WH briefings are getting.  Let’s be clear here…2/3 of Americans are confined to their homes.  There were 3 million new unemployment claims this week.  There are over 100,000 confirmed cases (most of any country in the world), God knows how many actually infected since we don’t have testing available.  Millions of Americans are terrified.  And what is Trump doing this morning?

BRAGGING ABOUT HIS FUCKING “RATINGS”.  This is all just reality television for him to stroke his own festering ego.

The level of loathing I have for this cretin cannot be described in English.

Coronavirus has everybody a little spooked.

Over the years I have brought you stories from Fayette County, Texas.  I have friends – Vickie, David, Cecil and Marsha – who happily live the urban life in the prettiest part of Texas.  But, their county isn’t boring, and even the crooks are practicing safe behavior during trying times.

How to rob Tillie’s cafe: First, the cash register didn’t look safe and  …. awww, just read it for yourself.

Thanks to David who had to send it to Vickie who had to send it to her other email account to be able to send it to me because their email is all screwed up in Fayette County this morning.

Trump is on national television with his pants down around his ankles and every Republican leader and health agency leader kneeling to kiss his ass.  They’re now stumbling all over themselves to help praise on Il Douche.  Not ONE Democrat in the room.

Makes me want to puke. Jesus.

Open door.  Come on in and tell us the best things you’ve heard today.  Thank you Fenway Fran!

Enjoy.