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It would probably be more believable if they could spell it.

Here’s how you get nominated for the Nobel Prize.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

After much research and the miracle of modern journalism, I have discovered that this story is true.

In New Hampshire a woman went to vote in the primary on Tuesday wearing a teeshirt that said, “McCain Hero, Trump Zero.”  I don’t know this for a fact, but I think she was trying to start something.  I mean, it kinda seems that way. And, holy cow, did she ever.

The election clerk told her that she could not wear that shirt in  a voting center.  The woman pointed out that another voter was wearing a large American flag on her shirt, the appropriated symbol of the lying, cheating, killing, stealing, sexually perverted, nasty political party.  Well, she didn’t say that.  I did.

Well, let the weirding begin:

Scafidi said at that point, the woman asked him if he wanted her to take her shirt off, despite not wearing anything underneath.

“I said, I’d rather she not,” Scafidi said. “But she took it off so fast, no one had time to react so the whole place just went, ‘woah,’ and she walked away, and I let her vote. She could’ve just gone into the hallway and turned it inside-out.”

She voted and put her shirt back on as she left the booth.  Let’s hear it for Lady Godiva of Extner, New Hampshire!  She got her very cool teeshirt saying in newspapers across the country.

In all good fun, the poll workers just let it be.

Scafidi said as bizarre as the incident was in the moment, poll workers mostly laughed it off and continued about their day after she left the polling location.

“If she felt it was her right, more power to her,” Scafidi said. “We all laughed about it as things were winding down, so I don’t know if it was a set-up, but I’ve never experienced anything like that.

Everybody stand up and do a thumbs up toward New Hampshire.

Thanks to el Lagarto for the heads up.

Holy crap, y’all.  I don’t think I’m overreacting when I say that this is not making American great again.

The entire west coast is on fire.  My friends living there cannot breathe and those who can kinda breathe are getting the hell outta Dodge.

The pictures they send mortify me.

Friends who live close to Salem, Oregon, have orange skies at noon.

Any other time in history, this would be front page coverage all day news, but Trump purposefully killing 190,000 people so he could win reelection made the fires look like, “oh hell, what’s another couple of states destroyed?” seem trivial.

I have been feeling out of sorts lately.  A friend sent me this, asking if I was feeling what she was feeling.  It made me feel better.  I have anxiety.  So, please vote this sumbitch out of office.

Government should be like your digestive system.  When everything is working like it should, you hardly even know it’s there.

Dana Milbank has come up with some dandy ways for Trump to raise money from for his campaign since the 1 billion dollars he started with has been squandered.  He’s saying he’ll finance it himself but he doesn’t have any money.

Here’s one of my favorites.

TMZ reports that a Bible signed by Trump is being sold through a memorabilia company, Moments In Time, for $37,500. In the photo on the merchant’s website, Trump’s Sharpie signature is scrawled generously across the title page, where the author’s name might go, right below “HOLY BIBLE/KING JAMES VERSION.”

Think of the other things he could auction – that NOAA weather map he altered with a Sharpie, chunks of the wall that fell down, the toilet paper stuck on his shoe, a scroll of all his chiefs of staffs, a copy of the check Mexico sent us to pay for the wall …. oh wait, oops.

Enjoy poking fun at the haughty this morning.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

The Washington Post started releasing audio tapes of 17 interviews Bob Woodward held with Trump since last December.  They are blockbuster, including Trump actually admitting ON TAPE that he lied to the American people about the severity of the Coronavirus pandemic for months.

Woodward’s book also quotes Trump as saying of US military leadership, “my fucking generals are a bunch of pussies”. They care more about their alliances than they do about trade deals.”

In other news, Brian Murphy, a senior career DHS staffer, filed a whistleblower complaint against senior current and former DHS political appointees, former DHS Secretary Nielsen, Chad Wolf, who is serving as acting DHS secretary; and Ken Cuccinelli, the deputy DHS secretary. The complaint details orders from said appointees for DHS to lie to congress and downplay Russian interference and other foreign threats that would “make Trump look bad.”

To add insult to injury, today Trump named right wing nut bags Ted Cruz and Tom Cotton to his list of potential Supreme Court nominees.  No shit.

Yesterday, Bill Barr’s Justice Department announced that it was taking over the defense for Trump against E. Jean Carroll’s defamation case against him in relation to her charge of a 1990’s rape she alleged.  The Justice Department has claimed that Trump calling Carroll a liar was within the boundaries of his official duties as president.  No shit.

Lastly, the House Oversight Committee has announced the beginning of an investigation into Postmaster General Louis DeJoy into an illegal reimbursement scheme that paid his executives back for making contributions to Trump and other Republicans, a felony.

Happy Wednesday!