Fun With Republican Signs
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It would probably be more believable if they could spell it.
Here’s how you get nominated for the Nobel Prize.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
September 11, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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It would probably be more believable if they could spell it.
Here’s how you get nominated for the Nobel Prize.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up.
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Is there a nomination category for ignoble treasonous b@$****?
1Just another area where His Heinous is pig ignorant.
2That’s a Freudian slip of epic proportions.
3Because the reality is that magas all share a common belief about their orange messiah.
Delusions of adequacy.
Sorry, I don’t remember who I stole that from.
Sure. tRumpy is a nominee for a pick one of six noble gases, helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon. Go with the argon. Its cooling properties might explain why he hasn’t burst into flames from his endless streams of lies.
Make Donnie happy. Print him some prizes to slap on the wall next to his fake Time magazine cover. At the very least Bunker Boi deserves a Meretricious Performance Award for 200,000 COVID-19 deaths.
4Last night in Michigan he was comparing himself (favorably) to Churchill. It’s hilarious.
https://www.wonkette.com/trump-crowns-himself-the-new-winston-churchill-at-michigan-superspreader-jamboree
5For me the Nobel Peace Prize lost all respectability when Henry Kissinger got one. After squelching the peace talks that looked promising in 1968 so that Nixon could get elected, and extending the Vietnam war for 7 more years, they gave it to him … for ending the Vietnam war.
So sure, give one to Trump. Not that it’s likely to happen; all of Scandinavia regards him as poorly as we do.
6How about an image of Bunker Boi with cancelled superimposed over his face? Authorities at the airports in Reno and Las Vegas with the backing of Gov Steve Sisolak ended any thoughts Donnie’s campaign had to a couple of his super spreader coronapalooza at hangars at the two major airports. More states need to say nyet to his spray and spread klan rallies.
Col. Stephen P. Snelson is the Commander, 89th Airlift Wing, Joint Base Andrews. So c’mon Colonel and do your job. Ground Air Force One for the safety of the country. Give the governors some help with preventing Donnie’s Covid-19 attacks.
7Maybe the “L’Otters” boys also work on his campaign. Don’t forget his campaign is almost out of cash so those boys probably work for minimum wage.
8Okey dokey — I’m a gonna cozy up to some college rector or somebody. Then I’m gonna convince them to nominate me. My qualifications? I’ve got two: First, I’ve never threatened to shoot someone on 5th Avenue [or anywhere else.] And second, I’ve never committed negligent homicide — let alone having done so this year.
9Those two facts make me far more eligible than Hair Drumpf.
It was the last sentence in the para that got my attention:
What does it mean to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?
10Any person or organization can be nominated by anyone eligible to nominate. The Norwegian Nobel Committee has no say in submissions that arrives according to the criteria, strictly in who is actually awarded the prize in October. To simply be nominated is therefore not an endorsement or extended honour to imply affiliation with the Nobel Peace Prize or its related institutions.
@ Jane & PKM: I’d go with Radon for Trump. Although inert, the breakdown products from radioactive decay are quite deadly.
11Give them a break. It’s just a misspelling. The accurate word is ‘ignoble’.
12hey, he considers himself “noble’ , is’int spellcheck wonderful??
13When he compares himself to Churchill, this is the comparison that should be made.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/29/asia/churchill-bengal-famine-intl-scli-gbr/index.html
14Comrade COVID45 will get a Nobel when woolly mammoths fly.
15I’m sure you’ve all seen this by now – https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/28/world/europe/nobel-peace-prize-trump-fake-nomination.html?smid=fb-share&fbclid=IwAR0hWKEofypg-jFoOQiSDlm06BvDisu94X-RBNTO_uyvJmDqqODvnxD2Ek4
16Apparently this nominator is really enamored of him–this is the second nomination for Trump made by this person.
I admit — this too is a pretty gobsmacking news item.
My gobs been smacked so much with the Scandal/day that I am numb.
17Did the name of the fake nominator happen to be John Barron, John Miller or David Dennison?
18AK Lynne: my nomination for the nom-forger is Roger Stone. He did just get out of prison, and is doubtless full of love for his patron.
19@Sam in Superior, #14: I was thinking that Trump and Churchill in their last years could, maybe, be compared: Both were/are old, sick, and wasted. With Churchill, it was booze; with Trump it’s Adderall. At least Churchill was a legitimately effective leader of his country, intelligent, articulate–and the author of his own, superbly written, books. Trump has no accomplishments to his name.
20Off subject but hope Billie Barrf is feeling some heat tonight because he’s being called out on at least two fronts. Besides Flynn and the “October surprise” Trumpf is waiting for, there’s talk of looking back into Roger pardon me Stone.
21Steve from Beaverton @21 it is our sincerest hope that Billy Bob Barr feel the full weight of his calumny since the Bush2 maladministration.
If we get the Blue Wave that we deserve, we have to remain vigilant that these criminals be prosecuted. Never again. Not again should we allow a “let’s forgive and forget policy for traitors and murderers.” Didn’t work for us with Dubya/Cheney, and it is surely wrong with this maladministration.
Only way to put the rule of law in law is to prosecute the worst abusers. While I don’t want to see, for example, Steve Mnunchin or Bitsy DeVile hung by vigilante justice, it is time for DOJ to prosecute these criminals, or accept their complicity in the bloodshed of pitting American against American.
22my bad. correction. Billy Bob Barr reared his ugly head during the George HW Bush1 administration. That Moscow Mitch and the Senate confirmed that criminal as AG reinforces the reality that no Republicon can be trusted.
23Reading the Cohen book, it’s clear Barrf has taken on the Cohn and Cohen role for Trumpf. Corruption corrupts and he’s addicted plus he’s trying to save his ass for 4 more years. Like Trumpf, if they lose, he’s screwed because his reputation is shit.
24Wait! Just in!
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/28/world/europe/nobel-peace-prize-trump-fake-nomination.html?smid=tw-share
And last year’s nomination was faked too. What a world!
25He probably couldn’t spell cat even if you spotted him the C and the A
26Surly. Yeah,my feelings too about the Prize. I’d add, not giving it to Carter and giving it to Obama.
that otherjean I am no fan of Churchill. He was in politics for a long time and made many disastrous decisions; Gallipolli, staying on gold, declaring that rearmament could be kept off for 10 years. He was no democrat, either, never recognizing the independence of Eire. He got one very big thing right but if he hadn’t done that he’d be remembered as one of the worst leaders in England’s history.
27Harry Eagar: I agree that Churchill was over rated. As he told his private secretary at the end of WWII, “History will treat me kindly, for I intend to write it”. To your list I’d add his catastrophic interference with the military in WWII (e.g., sending the Prince of Wales and Repulse to Singapore without air cover, dumping the commander in Egypt, half-baked attempt to invade Norway, etc), the artificially caused Bengali famine, and his attempt to maintain England’s colonial empire.
But with all that, Trump is so far beneath him that a comparison is ridiculous. Can anyone imagine Trump writing a six-volume work of history? He might get three pages in with a sharpie and then get distracted by some shiny object.
28Professor @28:
29I agree with your comparison, but think your estimate of 3 pages is wildly optimistic.
Now if some enterprising manufacturer of pop up books were to approach him with versions of history featuring him as shirtless Rambo with sparkly hair trampling Hispanic rapists, they’d make a fortune.
And Texas school children’s backpacks would get significantly heavier.
Republican Voters Against Trump:
30https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6quBj-158&feature=youtu.be
STRONG LANGUAGE WARNING!
P.P. @29, “And Texas school children’s backpacks would get significantly heavier.”
They already are P.P.
The ISD I pay a lot of taxes to seems to feature a lot of tRumpian-Rethuglikan themes on the campuses and in ISD literature, and Church-State Separation is actively subverted.
Back when President Obama was going to deliver an address to American schools, all the raving RWNJ lunatics here [a vast majority] went batshit crazy, whipped into a frenzy by the local [primarily print] media and selected LTEs.
Meetings were held in the town square [akin to early Nazi Volksrallye] to stoke opposition into a white-hot pitch.
This included actions by the ISD Board members, who voted to suppress and censor Obama’s innocuous speech so fast the schools’ PAs were smoking.
President Obama’s benign address was viciously censored from the majority of Texass schoolkids.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=obama+addresses+school+kids&qs=RI&pq=obama+school+address
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/09/04/obama.schools/index.html
31Sandridge, I remember that too.
32It was as if Chairman Mao was gonna be resurrected and broadcasted nationwide to our innocent children (including mine) who would be duct taped to their desks with their eyelids stapled open.
It’s just that as crazy as that sounds, it seems kinda quaint compared to what we’ve got going on today.
But that’s just me.
P.P. @32, I don’t know if the DSM5 and the shrinks use a graduated scale to define levels of insanity/mental illnesses, but it must be way outdated by now.
The Texaᛋᛋ GOP recently rolled out a new slogan:
“We Are the Storm”,
[ᛋᛋ], which comes directly from 卐Kamerad Trump卐’s Q’anon whackjobs.
However, it derives even more directly from Hitler’s Nazi Sturmabteilung/SA [“Storm Detachment”], which was Adolf’s first organized paramilitary force. The powerful SS [ᛋᛋ] came later.
Using the “Hakenkreuz”, 卐, can’t be far off for the Trumpian Kult Partei.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakenkreuz
33If Kim Jong-un or Mohammed bin Salman get the Peace Prize first, Donnie is going to be pissed.
34Surly, one you may not know about. I didn’t until reading Greenspan’s new “Atomic Spy: The Dark Lives of Klaus Fuchs.”
Fuchs was a social democrat until the SPD quit fighting Hitler, became a communist because it was the only organized resistance. He did not become a spy until he made it to England where he was treated as a Nazi, humiliated, starved, robbed and beaten.
https://www.amazon.com/Atomic-Spy-Lives-Klaus-Fuchs/dp/0593083393/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3D5Z8NSDG4EKJ&dchild=1&keywords=atomic+spy+the+dark+lives+of+klaus+fuchs&qid=1600012114&s=books&sprefix=atomic+spy%2Caps%2C145&sr=1-1
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