Okay, watch this.  Trump is speaking about a man who allegedly shot a pro-Trump protestor.

Trump: We sent in the US Marshals, took 15 minutes and it was over… They knew who he was, they didn’t want to arrest him and 15 minutes that ended pic.twitter.com/fJA5BsJVeF

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 15, 2020

Trump is claiming that the U.S. Marshals carried out extrajudicial assassination of a man who allegedly shot a pro-Trump protestor.

He is such a little punk dictator and so damn proud of it.

Well, Trump’s gonna have to ‘plain this.

And, Inside Elections made 7 electoral college shifts today – all of the toward Biden.

Biden is now favored in states totaling 319 electoral votes, Donald Trump is favored in states totaling 163 electoral votes, and states totaling 56 electoral votes are Toss-ups.

I’m willing to bet my best eyebrow pencil that Kansas and Missouri will be in play next week.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Lookie here.

The defunct Trump Plaza in Atlantic City is currently wrapped in black netting to keep people nearby from getting hurt by random pieces of its eroding facade.
It will be imploded altogether in January. pic.twitter.com/tpu4Pbf05p

— Amy S. Rosenberg (@amysrosenberg) October 15, 2020

Thanks to Foresight for the heads up. 

Another tale from our guest, Nick Carraway —

Going back to Thursday night’s town hall I had the same flashback every classroom teacher was having when they watched the performance from 45. So, let me set the scene. It’s fourth grade and little Donnie needs to give his book report. He was supposed to read “Where the Red Fern Grows.” I’ll let Ms. Guthrie take it from here.

Ms. Guthrie: Okay Donald, it is time for your book report. I think you read “Where the Red Fern Grows”?

Donnie: That’s right and I’ll tell you about ferns. My mother grows the best ferns. The best ferns. Everyone in town says she grows the best ferns. She certainly grows better ferns than Ms. Biden and Ms. Clinton down the block….

Ms. Guthrie: That’s great Donald, but can you tell us about the book.

Donnie: It’s a great book, maybe the best book. At least that’s what people are saying. It’s a best seller. Daddy wrote a best seller that many people are still talking about. I still prefer See Spot Run, but this is a great, great book….

Ms. Guthrie: Um Donald, can you tell us a little about the story…

Donnie: Oh, I love this story. First you got the fern and what a great fern it was (looks at back of dust cover) and it has dogs they are great dogs. The book has a happy ending. I love happy endings. When daddy goes to the massage parlor he loves to get happy endings. He says I can’t go until I’m 13….

Ms. Guthrie: Thank you Donald, that will be all….

I heard speculation the other day that Senate Republicans aren’t passing a disaster package so that Joe Biden will enter office with a depression going on and after inauguration they’ll start hollering about the deficit.

Yeah, holler, you worthless chunks of chubby old white men, because the only thing we’ll hear is you whining ‘cuz you’re losers.  Most of you won’t even get a vote after inauguration.

I just got breaking news from the The Hill –

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) on Thursday shot down the prospect of a coronavirus deal totaling between $1.8 trillion and $2.2 trillion — the goalposts of the current talks between Democrats and the White House.

McConnell’s comments, made to reporters in Kentucky, underscore the divisions between President Trump and Senate Republicans on a fifth coronavirus package, with the GOP leader preparing to force a vote on a $500 billion bill next week.

Maybe Trump could start throwing out paper towels at his rallies.  That might help.

Seriously, he cut it by more than 2/3rds?  That’s not even in the rule book.

Lookie here.

The President says if he doesn’t win Iowa, he’ll never return to Iowa again pic.twitter.com/YEdl5DoOY4

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 15, 2020

Can Texas get in on this deal?   Can we get it in writing? Thelma says she’d be happy to notarize it – for free.