I just found out that Kamala Harris will be sworn-in by Justice Sonia Sotomayor using Justice Thurgood Marshall’s Bible.

That’s a liberal trifecta!

Here ya go —

And then …

There’s Jenna Ryan, a Texas woman who flew on a private airplane to come to the riot.

Y’all, you should not have oppressed her.  That’s why she’s rising up.

Okay, so poor Trumpies don’t know what the dickens to think.  One minute Trump is telling them to fight and the next minute he’s telling them to be peaceful.

But the QAnons have it all figured out.

Trump recorded a video that was shown on Wednesday night and it didn’t sound like treason at all. But, the wizards at QAnon have it figured out.  Trump was communicating with them using Morse Code.

The claim was first made on the QAnon-focused forum called the Great Awakening, where the poster claimed that Trump’s hand movements at the 4:20 mark in the video represented “dash-dash-dot-dash,” which is the Morse code for the letter Q.

Check it out —-

Boy Howdy, that was tricky.

You’ll probably recall the videos showing a Metropolitan Police officer being dragged down the steps on the west side of the building and beaten by Trump insurrectionists.  These self-described “patriots” beat this officer with poles of their flags and his own baton.  They stole is ammunition, his radio, and other equipment.  They tased him several times. When they started screaming, “Kill him with his own gun!”, he cried out that he had kids at home.  A few rioters who had not completely lost their souls stepped in and saved his life. He was rescued and sent to the hospital.

The officer’s name is Michael Fanone; he is an undercover narcotics detective who rushed with his partner to the Capitol when he heard about the attack.  For his efforts, he was almost killed by Trump insurrectionists.  He was interviewed today by CNN, and the reporter asked him what he wanted to say to the rioters who saved him from being killed.  His response?

“Thank you, but fuck you for being there.”

El Jefe unilaterally declares this to be the Quote of the Week.

This right here is the best news I’ve heard in a long time.  Speaker Pelosi has appointed Retired General Russell Honore to review Capitol security.

General Honore is my favorite grumpy ole bastard who gets stuff done.   Do not cross him or the country he loves.

I was kinda hoping they’d appoint him to handle logistics for getting out the vaccine, but he can probably do that in his spare time.