May 03, 2022
By: Nick Carraway
We have to start with the basic facts. Most of the major news sources are reporting that the Supreme Court has secretly voted to overturn Roe v. Wade. Obviously, the way case law works is a little complicated. You can’t just wave a magic wand and erase fifty years of precedent. You have to have a case that allows you to render such a decision. The court has done it before. Brown vs. Board of Education reversed Plessy vs. Ferguson.
If we take enough steps back we can even look on with interest. It should be noted that reversing Roe v. Wade doesn’t make abortion illegal necessarily. Essentially it kicks the matter back to the states. Each individual state can choose for itself whether a woman has a right to choose. I imagine the blue states will continue to allow abortions as they have while the red states will immediately put the kibosh on that.
Public opinion is a fickle thing and I’m not sure that the constitution should be interpreted with public opinion in mind. However, it should be noted that more people are in favor of the pro choice view point than those that are pro life. Right around the time of the 2008 election the two positions were nearly even. Since then the tide has slowly turned towards pro choice with 59 percent currently believing that abortion should be legal in most if not all cases.
Without getting into the religious ramifications of any decision, I find the decision itself to be a fascinating microcosm of what is currently going on in the country. We are seeing a growing gap in the numbers of people that support progressive ideas and progressive causes while seeing an increase in conservative ideas and conservative causes. For the life of me I’ve never figured out exactly what to call this gap, but it is significant and it is growing.
Part of the problem is that some Americans have failed to put A and B together. If you want A and A does not happen then it pays to be able to identify who is keeping A from happening. Instead, a large enough percentage get angry at election time and vote for the very people that are stopping progress because the party working for progress hasn’t delivered.
The other part of the problem is that the opposition is good at silencing the will of the people through gerrymandering, voter suppression, and filibustering bills to death. Combine those two elements and you get what we currently got. Meanwhile we brace for the rights of women to roll back five decades as if we were in some sort of perverse DeLorean.
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May 03, 2022
By: Nick Carraway
For those that don’t know, this is teacher appreciation week. Don’t worry. I’m not fishing for compliments or gifts or anything like that. I simply bring this up to point out an obvious point that our beloved governor seems to have missed. He set up a task force.
It seems he doesn’t understand why there is a teacher shortage. We’ve talked in these spaces before about how the task force was set up at first. The first iteration had only two teachers with one housed at their district’s administrative office. Talk about missing the pulse of the people. You don’t have to be an educator or an expert in education to see the problem there.
The other problem is manifest in the week they chose to make teacher appreciation week. They’ve done this before and it never donned on anyone to somehow switch this up. In addition to being teacher appreciation week, it is also the week where we give the Biology, Algebra, and U.S. History state exams. It’s also the same week where most of the AP exams are given.
We appreciate you so much. Why don’t you wear jeans this week. We’ll have some nice breakfast burritos for you in the faculty lounge. Oh, also remember that if you do something wrong while proctoring the STAAR test we will be sure to pull your teacher’s license. Don’t forget your parting gift on the right.
Do we really need to ask why people are leaving the profession or refusing to enter it in the first place? I know some of you can’t get past the paywall but the headline here says it all. For those that don’t want to go down the rabbit hole, it says that a federal audit revealed that HISD under spent by 300 million dollars over a five year period.
Some guestimates conclude that HISD could raise their teacher salaries $10,000 a year across the board without batting an eye. These things usually filter their way down to neighboring school districts. No one wants to be left in the dust when the district next door suddenly boosts pay. However, it would be a big mistake if the task force concludes that we just need more money. Make no mistake, I’m not looking a gift horse in the mouth, but the idea of this particular week being teacher appreciation week is kind of a clue.
I had a lull in the middle of my career where I could have gone in other directions. Some here know that well. Ultimately, teaching was my first and best destiny. It just took awhile to find a place where I was comfortable and belonged. We often drop young teachers in the toughest places to teach with the most difficult situations to overcome. We offer very little support and then wonder why so many leave. It shouldn’t take blue ribbon committees and millions of dollars to figure this out. Just about any teacher can tell you this if you stop long enough to listen.
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May 02, 2022
By: El Jefe
Mexico’s economic minister announce last week that a new railway from Mexico to Canada for international trade is no longer going to come through Texas, but will cross into New Mexico, 20 miles west of El Paso. The reason? Texas is no longer considered “a reliable trading partner” after Abbott’s idiotic stunt last month that caused weeks of chaos at US/Mexico border crossings, costing Texas about $4 billion in lost trade and spoiled produce. Now Abbott (Mini Trump) has cost Texas billions more by losing a rail line that’s going to connect the port of Mazatlan in Mexico to Winnipeg in Canada. Laredo and Dallas were scheduled to be on the route, but no more.
Thanks for nothing, Shithead.
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May 02, 2022
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
My grandmother used to always tell me, “Honey, whatever you don’t do well, do fast.”
I think I must be cousins with Madison Cawthorn and Mark Meadows because we have the same grandma.
We all know about Madison’s driving, thinking that the speed limit signs are just a suggestion.
But add to that, in 2016 Meadows was caught doing 72 mph in a 55 mph zone. He didn’t even try to explain it except to say that he’s an old “fuddy duddy not paying attention.” Fuddy Duddy. Yeah, he said that.
The DA appears to have dismissed it like it was a sneeze.
“I was very generous, especially with people who did a lot to make our communities better,” Newman said.
Awwwww. Isn’t that sweet?
Yet …
… a month after the dismissal, the Meadows for Congress pac paid more than seventeen hundred dollars to a local law firm specializing in traffic law.
Uh, could legal fees have been paid for getting the ticket fixed with campaign funds.
Surely not. But, who knows?
Meadows and his pac did not respond to requests for comment. The law firm’s founder, Douglas Pearson, could not say what services it provided, citing a recent fire that destroyed records.
Records? Lost in a fire.
I bet they did that very slowly … because they’re damn good at it.
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May 02, 2022
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Following news that when people were demonstrating in front of the White House, Donald Trump seriously asked why he couldn’t order that they be shot (but only in the legs!), Greg Abbott has decided that Texas can and should declare war on Mexico.
The governor of Texas is considering an incendiary plan to declare the record surge of illegal migration at the US southern border an “invasion” and invoke war powers to tackle the crisis in a direct challenge to the federal government.
There’s only the slight problem that Texas doesn’t have an army. Or a well regulated militia for that matter. Hell, the University of Texas doesn’t have much of a football team this year so I wouldn’t count on any linemen to hold the front line.
Come on, Mexico today, Oklahoma tomorrow?
Abbott could get himself one of those Supreme Leader outfits and a 15 gallon cowboy hat with a big ole star on it and a solar panel so it lights up in the dark. He could replace his wheelchair with a chariot and a couple of feral hogs to pull it. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis would be aquamarine with envy. Hell, Honey, DeSantis couldn’t even take Mississippi. I’ve got a crisp $20 bill that says Florida couldn’t even beat Mississippi in a spelling bee. But Texas, bygawd, can go to war alone and afraid against Mexico.
Day and night, the Governor ain’t bright, Deep in the heart of Texas.
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April 29, 2022
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Reminder that the hearing in the Jones bankruptcy hearing is at 3:00 today in Houston federal court. You can listen in.
Telephonic Participation
Dial-in Telephone No: 832-917-1510
Conference Code: 590153
Fair warning, bankruptcy court is about as exciting as golf on teevee in Chinese, so the odds of something you’ll understand happening are pretty damn slim. However, with the type of lawyers that Jones hires, you never know.
You can read some very funny stuff from Above the Law, written in the English language for people who don’t speak lawyerese. And this one is good, too.

That 3:00 Texas time.
Both sets of Jones lawsuits (the one in Texas courts and the one in Connecticut in federal court) will be presenting their views. In short, they both claim this is a bogus bankruptcy meant to stall for time. And, the Jones lawyers probably went judge shopping by setting up a fake office in Victoria, Texas, a more conservative area of Texas.
So, if you’re not doing anything else …it’ll make you hate Jones even more.
UPDATE: It went about as we expected. Jones’s lawyer, who seemed to be proud to be the oldest person in the courtroom simply did not know when to shut up.
And, when the judge reminded those people on video that they are required to behave themselves, a Jones fan wanted to do some free advertising for Jones’s products. Seriously, I am told by highly reliable sources that this was what someone put up instead of their own face.

Alex Jones – the Putin of Austin.
And the Southern Poverty Law Center reports that Jones just got $1 million in Bitcoins.
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