I was not joyful to hear that Jared Kushner was taking over the United States war on a damn pandemic because best I know, Jared isn’t qualified to run a lemonade stand without his father going to prison to cover for him.

There has to be a money angle for Jared to get interested in anything. I’m guessing that I’m taking without you already knowing it.

So, here’s the deal. Jared answering questions from the press about America’s stockpile of equipment to fight the virus.

Okay, Sonny, who do you mean by “our?”  Let me first dissuade you of the silly notion that anything belonging to the federal government does not first and foremost belong to me, and, by the way, to the person reading this and everybody they know.

Nothing, including that podium and flag, belongs to you exclusively. Now, write that on the blackboard 100 times. And quit pulling Betty Sue’s pigtails. Betty Sue does not like you. Go find yourself a little girl who just loves, loves, loves shoes or some damn thing.

So, let me ponder this.  All that equipment belongs to America but not to the United States?

Are you talking like this on purpose just to piss everybody off or should we get you a cute little Prince Charles outfit and a bunker somewhere?

I hate these people, God forgive me, I just hate them.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.