In Texas, the Titus County Republican Party Charwoman and State Republican Executive Committee member Sue Evenwel took herself to Facebook in her continuing battle against mattress thrashing in any form except missionary in the dark for procreation only with your government authorized marriage license clutched in your hand.

The Log Cabin Republicans have tried for 15 years to have a booth at the State Republican Convention.  Honey, as long as there are white headed chubby old Republican women living in absolute terror that their husbands are going to leave them for Jake at State Farm, Log Cabin Republicans cannot defile their State Republican Convention.

Sue Evenwel just ain’t having that stuff.  She says that Log Cabin Republicans is an “advocacy group,” which is a discovery that they don’t deny. They favor love, and, you know, mattress thrashing.

Sue Evenwel says, “The party would also not allow express advocacy groups for murders, burglars, adulterers or fornicators.”

What the damn hell, Sue Evenwel?  Murders, burglars, adulterers, and fornicators? You just described your president.  In fact, he’s a one-man advocacy group for all that.