Oh, There’s More! There’s More!
Harold Cook, the funniest man in Texas, found some more good stuff.
Dang he caught us. And I just ordered a very fetching new black uniform off of Amazon too. Drats. https://t.co/f9BQs2UHRq
— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 1, 2020
Okay, okay, it was actually people on their way to a Batman convention. Isn’t that Batman’s slogan, “people in the dark shadows of the night controlling crap and stuff?”
Or …
From now until election day, every declarative statement I make will be followed by, “I can’t reveal anymore because it’s under investigation.” Like, you know, “I need to get a bid on painting my house and I can’t reveal anymore because it’s under investigation.” I’m cool.
Your thoughts on who the thugs dressed in black are? I mean, outside of Trump’s imagination.