Oh, There’s More! There’s More!
Harold Cook, the funniest man in Texas, found some more good stuff.
Dang he caught us. And I just ordered a very fetching new black uniform off of Amazon too. Drats. https://t.co/f9BQs2UHRq
— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 1, 2020
Okay, okay, it was actually people on their way to a Batman convention. Isn’t that Batman’s slogan, “people in the dark shadows of the night controlling crap and stuff?”
Or …
From now until election day, every declarative statement I make will be followed by, “I can’t reveal anymore because it’s under investigation.” Like, you know, “I need to get a bid on painting my house and I can’t reveal anymore because it’s under investigation.” I’m cool.
Your thoughts on who the thugs dressed in black are? I mean, outside of Trump’s imagination.
Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?
1Hey, it worked for Trump’s tax returns. Perhaps it’s also why Congress won’t be getting updates into Russian interference with US elections.
It’s also amusing to hear Republicans blather about highly organized anarchists. I guess they don’t own dictionaries.
2“plane full of people wearing black uniforms…”
They must have booked well in advance to all get on the same flight. And now that the president is on to them, in the future they’ll probably wear street clothes while in transit – – like most people. That’s what happens when you say too much while an incident is under investigation.
3Maybe Donnie needs to read his PDB. Probably a note in there from Chad Wolf or Erik Prince telling him where Billy Bob Barr would be sending such a plane.
4They’re SS paratroopers.
5Rick, haven’t you learned anything from all the right-wing nutjob conspiracy theorists? The planes are all owned by George Soros, who funds every nefarious activity like Jade Helm, BLM, and Benghazi Massacre. I just assume everyone at the WMDBS is on his payroll also. At least, those who have tortured children to ramp up their adrenaline levels before extracting the blood.
[Am I the only one astonished that the Qanons have actually cited Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas as a medical source for that last bit of insanity?]
6Guys going to a Blues Brothers convention?
7Joe Biden has merely reactivated the secret Jade Helm Battalions, which had been seriously underemployed for years in the latter part of the Obama-Biden administration.
Most of their gear, the black helicopters, black busses, black uniforms, black ops equipment, etc., has been stored deep underground beneath WalMarts nationwide, connected by a vast secret network of tunnels.
All of it awaiting Joe Biden’s clandestine command for reactivation.
Now the evil Biden has maliciously struck, his dark deep state minions are sallying forth and beginning to attempt to vanquish the Mighty tRump’s loyal Patridiots.
The titanic battles have already begun, the first around Bastrop Texass, and the struggle is spreading to every state.
Arise Ye Valiant tRump Patridiots, your Godlike Leader and Master Needs You!
Comrade Donnei’s personal ‘Mein Kampf’ is underway [bonespur-free]. Do your Duty and Stand with Him!
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
Help us defeat the dastardly minions of Sleepy Joe! Your mighty Crime Family desperately needs your blind service [and any spare cash you have].
/s
8Don’t tell trump but we’re Soros Ninjas.
9Sandridge @8, what snark? Isn’t that the e-mail of the week from Team Crazy? Refreshed from the Battle of the Bowling Green Massacre Commander Clorox is ready to lead the charge for spare change.
10The Surly Professor says:
The planes are all owned by George Soros…
Oh, thanks for the reminder! I forgot about Air Soros, for all your last minute Antifa rally bookings. Priority boarding if you wear all black, right?
11More than anything, I’d like to play along with mocking that crazy talk, but it’s actually not funny at all. These are the rantings of a seriously mentally ill and desperate man, one who has immense power to do harm. Attempting to shame him by ridicule only emboldens both him and his feeble-minded minions. Sad that some will actually believe him. Sadder still is that nothing will change their votes. What’s next? The zombie apocalypse?
12Jane & PKM @10, You’re right of course.
Reality, delusion, insanity, snark, ludicrousality, mindlessness, it’s all mashing together in the surreal ‘Blender of tRumpicism’ we find ourselves swirling around in. Or, maybe this ain’t a blender??
Somebody hit the effen ‘Off’ button, and pour us a tall cool glass of ‘Iced Joe’ to mellow it all out.
13[that’s ‘iced coffee’, or tea, my beverage of choice for 5+ decades, long before Starbucks or anybody latched on to it].
They were dispatched by friends of Kellyanne Conway. The plane was heading to Bowling Green. The men-in-black were a little parting gift before she leaves — making one of her lies come true after all.
Watch out, residents of Bowling Green. Things could get bloody.
P. S. IS there a town called Bowling Green in the US? Asking for a friend.
14After seeing pictures of his majesty’s family at the close of the RNC, except for Melania, I’d say it was his family!
15twocrows says: “P. S. IS there a town called Bowling Green in the US? Asking for a friend.”
There are at least –two– strike that, at least NINE, US “Bowling Greens”, twocorvids.
One in Ohio, another in Kentucky, I’ve stayed in each; one has a big Uni, the other the only GM Corvette plant.
Seven more in VA MO FL IN MD PA SC. PA, many more in Canada UK Germany.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowling_Green
United States
16Bowling Green, Florida
Bowling Green, Indiana
Bowling Green, Kentucky, the largest city in the United States named Bowling Green
Bowling Green, Maryland
Bowling Green, Missouri
Bowling Green (New York City), a public park in New York City
Bowling Green (IRT Lexington Avenue Line), a subway station in New York City
Bowling Green, Ohio
Bowling Green State University, Ohio
Bowling Green, Pennsylvania
Bowling Green, South Carolina, an unincorporated community
Bowling Green, Virginia, the seat of Caroline County
Germany
Twang!!!! There. He’s snapped!
17Naval Academy midshipmen flying back to Annapolis for a graduation speech by Il Duce? Royal Canadian Army service men in dress uniforms flying to NY for a UN ceremony? 200 extras going to a film location to film a new Star Wars prequel? The employees of Area 51 who are required by security regs to commute from Las Vegas daily (true fact)?
18Well I guess it could be true if Trumpf says it. Maybe there’s a Men In Black movie convention somewhere? Or maybe it’s another dark dream Trumpf had overnight, which becomes reality to him and then to his cult. Another day, another really efing stupid story from great pumpkin.
19Amish. They probably had beards too.
20Maybe it Barnabas Collins and Angelique from Dark Shadows.
21@ twocrows, @Sandridge,
22The Bowling Green Massacre refers to Bowling Green, KY. The nugget of truth behind the otherwise totally fictitious event was two Iraqi’s arrested in Bowling Green in 2011 for trying to send money and weapons to al-Qaeda in Iraq.
Maybe they are the un-badged troops send to Portland, or used in DC to clear the path across the street to the church…
23A nest of vampires. Looks like the Winchester brothers retired one season too soon.
24His plane full of black uniformed scary people has has evolved to “six people” on a plane wearing black. Sentient people may assume they were in mourning, a band, a troupe, a team, nuns, Hasidic, or just 6-people who happened to wear black since it travels well.
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