Oh Courtland, You Are Soooo Hot!

January 25, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Yeah, there’s a Republican by the name of Courtland Sykes running for the United States senate in Missouri.

He was asked if he supports women’s rights.  Of course he does, with a few minor adjustments.

“I want to come home to a home cooked dinner every night at six,” Sykes said, referring to demands he makes of his girlfriend. “One that she fixes and one that I expect one day to have daughters learn to fix after they become traditional homemakers and family wives.”

He says that feminists have “snake filled heads”.  That’s certainly phallic of him.

The candidate said that he hoped his daughters do not grow up to be “career obsessed banshees who forgo home life and children and the happiness of family to become nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she devils who shriek from the top of a thousand tall buildings they are [SIC] think they could have leaped in a single bound — had men not been ‘suppressing them.’ It’s just nuts.”

I don’t think monophobic means what he thinks it means.

 

But, in the end, he thinks there’s nothing to worry about.

“But good news,” he concluded. “They’re finished. Ask Hillary.”

Instead, I think I’ll ask Clair McCaskill what she’s cooking for dinner tonight.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.

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