Oh, Charles, No
Republican men acting like … well, Republican men.
The University of Texas is investigating an allegation that Texas state Sen. Charles Schwertner sent sexually explicit text messages to a graduate student, including a picture of his genitals.
He’s a Republican, of course. And he says he’s a “family man.”
The female student met Schwertner at a political event on campus 
and told him she was interesting in working in politics. They exchanged information in a professional manner and he started texting her. According to the student, out of the clear blue, he …
During an otherwise professional exchange on networking and career advice, Schwertner abruptly wrote, “I just really want to f—- you,” and sent her an image that appeared to be a picture of his genitals that was taken in the shower.
She was not impressed and took it directly to university officials to investigate.
Schwertner represents Georgetown, a fancy upscale very red area north of Austin. By pure lucky coincidence, Glen Maxey and I will be speaking there together on October 13th and I bet Charles’ name comes up. Probably more than once.
He does have a very qualified Democratic opponent, Meg Walsh. As far as I know, Meg has never taken a picture of her winkie and sent it to a grad student, and those are exactly the kind of people we need in the state legislature.
Schweriner denies he did this thing, but you know, there’s pictures sent from his phone. If they hold a hearing to determine if that’s his winkie, I am definitely going because laughter is good for the soul.
Well he can hardly claim he’s a virgin by sending photos of his ding dong. I hope it had some identifying feature…
I’d love to see Rumpy refute the claim about his junk made by Stormy.
1Why do some men think that a picture of his winkie is going to excite a woman???
2Republican men shouldn’t buy cell phones with microscopes attached – then their weenie pics wouldn’t show anything.
3Boyz, Boyz, Boyz! NOBODY wants to see your junk–unless it’s a gay man.
4Well, they’re just so dang proud of the thing they think anybody would want to see it, I guess….
There’s the comment that the prostitute made about Hugh Grant’s: “I’ve seen bigger, I’ve seen smaller, but it was cute — I’d give it a 6.” I don’t know if “cute” is a word he wanted. And that’s 6 out of 10, I’m assuming.
Don’t know who said this first: “Religion is like a penis. It’s okay to have one, and it’s even okay to be proud of it. It is NOT okay to whip it out in public, shove it down my or my children’s throats, tell me what to do because you have one, or marginalize me because I don’t.”
5@Rhea
RE: prostitutes’ comments
Reminds me of the time the lady of the evening hailed my sainted father as we walked from a distant parking lot to the main entrance to the great State Fair of Texas in Dallas by saying, “Hey, let me give you something you ain’t never had before.” He REMOVED the cigar from his mouth and said “What, cancer?”
@Papa
6I know I don’t get out much and I haven’t been single in many years, but I just can’t imagine what the guy expects from the gal when he sends an image to her of his little pee-pee. Talk about trolling for fools.
@Rhea:
After reading Stormy’s description of Rump’s ding dong, I can no longer look at fresh mushrooms in the produce section with out laughing hysterically.
7@Micr
During my salad days, I got my share of dick photos from guys who thought it would get them a date. I never dated any of them. I found that sending them a dick photo (I’d get them off the internet) back usually gave them something to think about 🙂 hehe. And I never heard from them again.
8Oh, please let there be an open hearing and let it be televised!
9It is days like this, and commentary like the above, which remind me why I hang-out at a beauty salon where i could be hacked [google has a little “not secure” warning hanging on your entrance door].
Papa Schwertner ain’t gonna be happy with Jr. I suspect he might be transferred to the “Palpating Heifers” division of the Schwertner cattle empire. What a hoot.
10I spent 20 mins or so last night chopping up a bag of fresh mushrooms (I’ve found that if you slice them up thinly & store in a tupperware-like container, they’ll keep a lot longer than if you don’t) and gotta say: it was the first time I’ve ever thought about the President* the whole time. And I completed my task in record time!
11All Republicans should have a parrot in their office trained to say two things:
1) Bwwaaak, I’m a family man.
2) Thoughts & prayers. Thoughts & prayers.
It would save them a lot of time.
12I was an RN for 37 years in a hospital. Part of it was caring for post op urology patients and 12 years in ICU. I cannot begin to imagine how many penises I have seen. To be memorable they need to be pretty unusual and that is usually not a good thing. Some of them were actually really awful and sad (shrapnel wound from WWII), cannot think of one that was something I wanted to see again.
13Guys who do this to women are not proud of their genitals, they are extremely unsure of their masculinity and think the women will reassure them that they are magnificent specimens. The truth is they are sick and need professional help. This guy is a sicko who and should be removed from his position ASAP. Off to a nice padded cell.
14I swear, you folks have me in stitches, and I just got home from a two week stay in a hospital! Thanks for the terrific laughs!
15@maryelle:
How about we put him in a cell next to Weiner? Two of a kind. Theyll have full dance cards with the general prison population.
16Alice Beth Royce reminds me of the line from a series of medical bloopers: “Examination of the genitals showed that he is circus sized.”
17The only time I was unintentionally exposed, I was refereeing an eighth grade football game. Changing in the coaches office when three girls just walked in. I didn’t mind that so much, but the pointing and giggles hurt my pride.
18If stupidity was illegal we would all be in jail, but the Republicans would be on death row.
19All comments above are good for a laugh … some more so then others!! LOL 🙂
20I especially liked the uncontrolled laughter in the fresh produce section of the grocery store! LOL
And Ted, if ignorance is bliss, why aren’t all the rthugs smiling?
21Rick, I would spend a little more time with Kavanope’s parrot to teach it to say, “I am a virgin” or “I am a virgin in my mind”.
I will abstain from watching the debacle today on capitol hill, I am going to avoid pain. I will let Anderson Cooper watch it for me.
22Who could ever forget this rascal of a Texas republican representative?
https://www.texastribune.org/2017/11/22/us-rep-joe-barton-deciding-how-respond-after-graphic-photo-circulat
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