It’s not as if Baltimore cops need more bad publicity, so I won’t give them any.

Oh hell, I’m lying.

That takes cajones.

An Anne Arundel County Maryland cop in Baltimore to celebrate Cinco de Mayo on Tuesday bit another man’s testicles during a brawl over a woman, authorities said Wednesday.

Michael Flaig, 30, was charged with assault after the fight Tuesday night in the alley behind Looney’s Pub in Baltimore’s South Linwood neighborhood.

According to the charging documents, Flaig had been fondling a woman when her friend and roommate, the alleged assault victim, intervened.

Police later found the cop at another bar.  They arrested him.

Flaig’s police powers were suspended and he has been placed on paid administrative duty …

Soooooo, he gets a paid vacation for that?