Oh Baltimore
It’s not as if Baltimore cops need more bad publicity, so I won’t give them any.
Oh hell, I’m lying.
That takes cajones.
An Anne Arundel County Maryland cop in Baltimore to celebrate Cinco de Mayo on Tuesday bit another man’s testicles during a brawl over a woman, authorities said Wednesday.
Michael Flaig, 30, was charged with assault after the fight Tuesday night in the alley behind Looney’s Pub in Baltimore’s South Linwood neighborhood.
According to the charging documents, Flaig had been fondling a woman when her friend and roommate, the alleged assault victim, intervened.
Police later found the cop at another bar. They arrested him.
Flaig’s police powers were suspended and he has been placed on paid administrative duty …
Soooooo, he gets a paid vacation for that?
Since I’m from the East Coast, this doesn’t surprise me at all. I mean, come on, it happened at a place called Looney’s Pub.
You should see what happens at The Lucky Duck.
And avoid anyplace called Turtles.
Y’all been warned.
1Sitting on a drunken cop’s face (without his enthusiastic permission) is probably a bad idea.
2@Rhea
3Your “Sitting on a drunken cop’s face…” quote stopped me dead in my tracks for a moment. The resulting image is Wrong in so many ways.
Places named “Louie’s” are suspect as well.
4We interrupt the scheduled programming of the hard hitting question, “boxers or briefs” for the latest commercial from Duluth Trading Post, angry beaver underwear ….
5Alcohol, women and….its a good thing guns weren’t involved.
6Sorry, Mike, but how else do you think they got within range of his teeth during a brawl?
7Even though it happened in Baltimore, the off duty cop doesn’t work for BPD. Although it sounds like he would fit right in!
8PKM: I know a couple of congressmen to whom I’d like to send that angry beaver underwear. That’s a knee slapper!
9What would he get for biting his weenie?
10Cop pulls a Dick Butkus plea-“I’m a cop,not a connoisseur. Besides,it tastes like chicken.”
11Anne Arundel County is not in the city of Baltimore where the protests took place. It is in the county. This is sad. I use to live in Anne Arundel County. It is a great place to live.
12You silly thing that ain’t no nacho
13Not only does he get paid leave, he gets paid to recreate the incident for a Tecate ad next year.
14Let me tell you … those are NOT Rocky Mountain Oysters!!
But I am curious as to how the hell he went from fondling the gals whatever to gnawing on nuts!! That’s just crazy stuff!!
15@AFM, Anne Arundel County has many lovely places. It also has Glen Burnie and such.
@Marcia in CO, the other guy was sitting on him at the time, so I guess he used what he had on what was in front of him. It did make the guy get up and run off.
16Its a good thing it wasn’t the woman who bit his balls, cuz then they would have to stone her to death.
17I leave it to you to find the buyBull reference.
Since Baltimore is near sea level, I guess you can’t call ’em mountain oysters.
18“Looney’s pub”!!!!???
God, you can’t make this sh*t up.
19even a blind squrrel gets a nut occasionally
20“That takes cajones.” Er? You must not be from Texas. There is a world of difference between cajones and cojones. One is a man’s testicles. The other is a drawer. Granted you may find a man’s testicles in a drawer, but I don’t judge the styling technique of your beauty salon.
21if I find a man’s testicle in someone’s drawer, I really don’t care what their “styling technique” is, I’m getting the hell out of there!
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