Not Soon Enough
John Boehner is a touchy subject here at the beauty salon. Ever since Dirt Janochek commented about Boehner’s distinctive coloring, “Do y’all suspect that dude farts Cheetos dust?” we are not allowed to mention his name for fear of spoiling Thelma’s lunch snacks.
But, maybe this is good news from a very, very conservative flat-earth website.
John Boehner told business leaders in San Antonio on Monday that he expects to be House speaker next year but is unsure if he will still be in Congress in November 2016.
That’s a good thing because I don’t think he’s going to get along with President Hillary. And being minority leader is such a demotion!
I should have known better than sip my morning coffee and read beauty parlor gossip but honestly…farts Cheetos dust? That is the best diet inducing thought I have heard in a while. My waist line thanks you-I will never be able to eat Cheetos again, not to mention licking that cheezy goodness off my fingertips ever again.
1Hmm. I never heard the music but do you think that the title AFTER THE FLOOD, BEFORE THE FIRE would apply here?
2I guess he’d rather be perpetually drunk in retirement than get publicly slapped around (figuratively speaking) on a regular basis by a woman 1000 times smarter than he is while we all laugh.
I give it 8-10 years before his liver transplant is scheduled.
3Lorraine, Boehner already gets slapped around on a regular basis by a woman 1000 times smarter than he is: Nancy Pelosi.
4I’m confused. He said is unsure “if he will still be in Congress in November 2016.”
So is he predicting defeat in the next election or will he resign mid-term? If he is reelected his term will last through 2016???
5Given his coloring and reputation for boozing it up, his doctor has probably already informed him that he’s got to stop drinking (to qualify for transplant) or accept a prognosis of 2-3 years before total liver failure sets in.
6That “if” statement. Hmmm. He’s being pro-active on covering all bets. Boy, what it takes to get him to do that! Too bad he doesn’t/can’t/won’t handle his tasks pro-actively.
7The Cheetos dust farts also caused me to choke with laughter, Anne D. Thank god I wasn’t drinking or eating anything. But it brought to mind President Obama’s joke at the correspondents’ dinner that, “Orange is the new black”, given the rough road Boehner with his pack of crazies.
8Hillary has promised anal and penile probes for all wingnut pols when she wins election as our next Potus. And to really piss of Boner and crew,she will do it by executive order.
9THAT’S an executive order we can all get behind. (pun intended)
10Now let’s be honest. If you were in Boehner’s position, wouldn’t you turn into a problem drinker?
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