Not Soon Enough
John Boehner is a touchy subject here at the beauty salon. Ever since Dirt Janochek commented about Boehner’s distinctive coloring, “Do y’all suspect that dude farts Cheetos dust?” we are not allowed to mention his name for fear of spoiling Thelma’s lunch snacks.
But, maybe this is good news from a very, very conservative flat-earth website.
John Boehner told business leaders in San Antonio on Monday that he expects to be House speaker next year but is unsure if he will still be in Congress in November 2016.
That’s a good thing because I don’t think he’s going to get along with President Hillary. And being minority leader is such a demotion!