I don’t know if you know Tom DeLay personally like I do, but the guy is prissy.  He’s the only man I know who can strut sitting down.  He is also deeply evil, but I suspect you’ve already guessed that.  It would take a three day conference to tell you all the evil things this man has done.

He has the morals of a tom cat, earning the name Hot Tub Tom while he served in the state legislature in Austin.  Nobody else could drink liquor for a year in Texas because Tom drank it all one time.

But, oh how those things are forgotten now.

He went on the electric radio and denounced the governors of Indiana and Arkansas for adding LGBT protections to their bills.

“Religious liberty is the foundation of this country, and what they’re trying to do is undermine religious liberty so that they become an accepted sexual orientation,” the former House Speaker continued. “And we have got to fight this battle to the bitter end because when you let the government dictate to you what you believe and what your values are, this county is finished.”

Yah, Tom, let’s talk about your bitter end.

Slimy sumbitch telling me about about values.  A jury of his peers convicted him of a crime of moral turpitude and he skated only because a Republican judge overturned the conviction.

Hell, we had to hire special decontamination units in my county to clean the trail he leaves behind.

Thanks to Kathleen and Irene for the heads up.