In the great State of Wyoming, where men are men and sheep are scared, the state legislature has busied itself making some decisions about women-folks.  On the surface, that seems like a real sweet thing to do, but it ain’t.

They have an anti-abortion bill pending in the Wyoming state legislature.  The bill is meant to shame women who are having an abortion because, apparently, women who live in Wyoming aren’t shameful enough.  I heard a rumor that they have to import shame from Canada but I don’t know if that’s true or not.

So in an attempt to alleviate the shame shortage, the Wyoming State Legislature is fixing this crisis of Unshame.  To improve Wyoming’s standing in the world of humiliation, they are going to force women seeking abortion to have a sonogram and listen to a fetal heartbeat although there is no fetal heartbeat is present during the early stage of a pregnancy.  But they have to pretend to listen anyway.

I have to stop here to let you know that a whole 13% of the state legislature in Wyoming are hooter-toters.  Of the 90 members of the state legislature, only 12 of them are female. In the whole United States of America, they have the most Aqua-Velva and testosterone quotient anywhere. Seriously, in male to female ratio, Wyoming is deadass last.  That right there ought to be enough shame for women in Wyoming.

However, even with that ratio, the President of the Senate felt it was important to send this bill to the to the Senate Agriculture Committee, where no women sit.  The Senate Agriculture Committee will be making laws about women’s health rights because well … dammit, moo. Women are now cattle in Wyoming.

I am not making this up.  You can look it up on the internet machine.

Okay, so I have to respond to this with the appropriate agriculture terminology to the boys on the ag committee will understand: bullshit.

Thanks to Karen for the heads up.