Just in case you slept late, Peter Navarro, Director of White House Office of Trade and Manufacturing Policy was on the teevee this morning with a conspiracy theory so insane, so wild, so unbelievable, so … I dunno, it just has to be true.

In trying to explain how China is responsible for the Coronavirus spread in the United States, Navarro said … (sit down or something.)

The virus was spawned in Wuhan province. Patient zero was in November. The Chinese, behind the shield of the World Health Organization, for two months hid the virus from the world, and then sent hundreds of thousands of Chinese on aircraft to Milan, New York, and around the world to seed that.

They could have kept it in Wuhan. Instead, it became a pandemic. So, that’s why I say the Chinese did that to Americans and they are responsible.

And, my friends, it went downhill and swerved off the cliff from there.

When asked about the firing of Steve Linink, he responded that was out of his lane. He didn’t deal with things like that, but … (watch him deal!)

What I can tell you, George, based on my experience here, and I don’t know if it was the same when you were here, there’s — there’s a bureaucracy out there. And there’s a lot of people in that bureaucracy who think that they got elected president, not Donald J. Trump.

And we had tremendous problem with — you know, some people call it the deep state. I think that’s apt.

So, I don’t mourn the loss of people when they leave this bureaucracy. There’s always going to be somebody better to replace them, somebody more loyal, not to president necessarily, but to the Trump agenda. That’s what’s important.

Hole-eee-damn cow.

I didn’t even know there was a Trump agenda.  I thought there was just a “What Trump Wants To Today In The Next Hour.”

Crazy is contagious.