Just Shuddup
Oh, you’re gonna love this.
After Texas bars opened and threw Texas into pandemic plague proportions, Governor Doofus decides to close them again. You know, like removing matches after the damn house has burned down.
So, what to bars do? They sue to governor. Dudes, y’all were the ones who got an abundance of people sick because you weren’t following the rules of opening in stages.
Here’s the lawsuit in a PDF. I hope both sides lose.
Hey, good luck trying to kill everybody in Texas.
Well, y’all did invent the mechanical bull. It didn’t kill everybody, so someone had to think of a new strategy.
1Richard Lamm – “No society ever sued its way to greatness.”
2Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, those of us outside Texas can’t enjoy this because those of the WMDBS who live in Texas are caught between two opposing sides of st00pid.
The irony it burns. One particularly noticeable protest bimbo with the “Bar Lives Matter” sign will never appreciate what a weak imitation she is of Barstool Bristol Palin. Dayum. At least the Republicon elders are wrongly all about “real” property over people. This group of younger Republicon covidiots would sell out their own Grandma for their right to perch on a barstool. The Vice Poodle would approve, although he’d never say so in front of Mother; he’s all about spreading HIV and STDs, so what’s a little COVID-19?
“I hope both sides lose.” Your wish has already been granted Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself. They’re all losers, legally and otherwise. I think as our best effort to demonstrate civility and bi-partisanship toward Republicons is that we all commit “tot and pears” ahead of the occasion and our deep sorrow that we cannot possibly attend or act as pallbearers since their st00pidity has created a need to further restrict travel or gather in groups of ten or less.
3Small business wannabes might see something like this and decide to get some of that tasty stimulus help for themselves but using the great american legal system as opposed to this grift:
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$1.4 Billion in Stimulus Funds Sent to Dead People, Watchdog Finds:
Edit: A Government Accountability Office report said the Treasury and the Internal Revenue Service failed to consult death records, resulting in improper payments.
Praise Gawd, I have been resurrected!
06/30/20 AT 10:34 AM – full article:
4https://www.ibtimes.com/how-did-14-billion-stimulus-checks-go-dead-americans-report-says-irs-ignored-3003147
Well, at least they’re consistent. Drink (to pay their bills) till you sicken/die. Or the same with guns. Or electing GOPs…
5I heard a great comment that explains all: the GOP don’t wear masks because it doesn’t hide the lobotomy scar like a MAGA hat.
6Well, less and less trumpers everyday. I love my brother – but he’s a trumper. Told him I will see him on the other side of the pandemic. Yep, got his fee-fees hurt – but I can’t go near people who do dumb stuff – I am too old.
7Cheryl Jean Johns, if we may say so, you are too YOUNG to go “near people who do dumb stuff.” It’s called the will to live and the decency to wish the same for others. Stay well, stay safe!
8I’m predicting they’ll argue in court that since ingesting household cleaners cures Covid, then any alcohol over 80 proof will as well.
9They’re just trying to perform a public service.
It’s for medicinal purposes.
Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket.
There’s still $130 billion left from bailout funds!
As PPP Ends, Marco Rubio Wonders What To Do With $130 Billion Left Over … Sometime … In The Future
10https://www.wonkette.com/as-ppp-ends-marco-rubio-wonders-what-to-do-with-130-billion-left-over
And then there’s Dan Patrick saying Fauci doesn’t know what he’s talking about. But he does. Good luck Texas.
11One more way to clean out the gene pool.
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