It’s a Haboob, Y’all

June 01, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, so there was a dust storm out in west Texas and one of them there college-educated meteorologists called it by its proper name – a haboob.

Oh hell, Honey, west Texas came apart at the seams, and started slinging snot ever which way.

 

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Duck!  Darlin’, what came next is an electric haboob with rolling switchblades and a dozen underfed alligators.  What the hell has this kid done with the King’s English?

 

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And —

 

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I’m wondering what they use for counting out in west Texas?  Because it certainly wouldn’t be Arabic numerals, right?  None of that there fancy algebra either.

Some smarty-pants pointed that that Texas is a foreign word.

Plus, I think haboob is kinda fun to say.

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

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