I’m done
So, Lara Trump has made herself a song. She didn’t play any instruments. She didn’t write any of the chords or come up with any of the lyrics. She had a fancy studio auto tune her, so that it sounded halfway decent. It was a step above those places in the mall that would record you singing a song for $59.95. It was essentially karaoke. It was average karaoke.
Listening to her complain about the “obvious conspiracy” that was keeping her song from getting radio play was the last straw. I’m a pretty easy going and tolerant fellow. I’ll endure your crap a lot longer than most people. I’m done. It is the total lack of self-awareness that gets me. If her name were Jane Doe it never would have gotten by that mall shop style recording. She might get 13 downloads in that scenario.
I’m not even sure what to call her complaint on the conservative talk show circuit. It is equal parts irony, hyperbole, and certainly there is some oxymoron in there somewhere. How can someone completely misunderstand that she only got it recorded in the first place because of who she is and then turn around and complain about it not getting radio play because of who she is?
Call it hypocrisy but that doesn’t even begin to describe it. It’s like Donald Trump Jr. complaining about Hunter Biden and his drug problem while he is obviously hopped up on cocaine. Okay, we didn’t see any white residue on his lip, so we can’t say it was definitely cocaine. However, the blood shot eyes, manic speech patterns, and cloudy thought patterns make that one all too obvious.
Listening to all the Trump children and hangers on is an exercise in chutzpah. They are people that have never put in an honest day’s work in their life and are somehow victims of something. It is the lack of self-awareness that is breathtaking. We knew this of daddy, but listening to the entire clan is just so very exhausting.
I propose Elba. For those that don’t remember, Elba was the island the French exiled Napoleon to. This time you set up some kind of an invisible wall where no electronic messaging can penetrate. There will be no landlines. No cell service or any ability to post to social media. All of these idiots will be cut off from the outside world. They are banished for an eternity.
I’ll exclude Tiffany and Baron from this treatment. They have so far had the good sense to keep quiet and Baron is still a minor child. However, I am putting them on notice. You suffer the same fate as the rest of them if you too become tiresome. Airlift supplies to them. Send in a maintenance guy and cook and promise them Trump’s booty once they all perish. I know it sounds too humane for Trump, but I just don’t want to deal with it anymore. Let’s make this happen.
May I suggest Diego Garcia or Kwajalein? Military guards for protection. No SS needed. Visitors not permitted unless a government civilian working there or military personnel deployed there. Probably no Micky Ds there either.
1I propose Ebola.
2“How can someone completely misunderstand that she only got it recorded in the first place because of who she is and then turn around and complain about it not getting radio play because of who she is?”
Honest answer, Nick? She is a nonentity of a train wreck. If not for the current train wreck posing as media, we’d be spared this bothersome screech owl and the rest of the Drumpf nevuh weres including TFG. Seriously. We could wear out all the descriptors in Roget’s Thesaurus and fall short of explaining their lack of self-awareness.
3Wait as minute, guys…..
Think of the possibilities here. If we could get all the Trump family to make karaoke videos like this one, we’d have a potent weapon of mass disruption that could turn the tide of the war and help the Ukranians defeat Russia. 10 minutes of this drivel on the Russian commander’s social media and they’ll be begging for surrender!!
Toxo
4I’ve noticed Ivanka has been laying low, using her married name and avoiding the T word. Probably next time we see her she will have brown curly hair. As for Lara, maybe she should try singing – it looks like the tfg “fortune” may be gone soon!
5An uninhabited island in the Aleutians. Let them survive by the Kilkenny Cats method.
6Excuse me, Mike, no one anywhere in Alaska deserves those people.
7Well, maybe if there is an uninhabited one. I’m not sure about that.
8Why send her all the way to Elba, when Guantanamo Bay is so much closer?
9I would pay a nickel to hear a reworked version of “We Are The World” titled “We Are The Trumps,”. But only if there was an accompanying video of them crammed into a small studio, from arrival, with them trying to come up with words, the best words for the song, and deciding who gets to sing the second solo. The chorus would be like a Hades host of demons caterwauling.
Maybe they could get Tarantino or Takashi Miike to direct.
10Elba…that’s too good. Ever been to Guam? I say we remove the infrastructure – all of it – and send all the magas there. The air base will be removed and the airport runway stays until the last load has been dropped off. They’ll get no power or internet or television…it’ll be kind of like Robinson Crusoe of the magas. They’ll be so busy blaming each other for everything that the rest of us can get on with repairing republican damage.
11Mike @ 9: Where is Randy Rainbow when you need him??
12Oops. Sorry, Rick at 9.
13@Mike #5 – I thought I knew my Irish stories! Thanks for making me look up the Kilkenny Cats! <3
14Not Elba. Napoleon came back from there. St Helena, to make sure they stay gone.
15@Msb: Yes, St. Helena – or possibly the descriptively named “Inaccessible Island”. According to Wikipedia:
Inaccessible Island is a volcanic island located in the South Atlantic Ocean, 31 km (19 mi) south-west of Tristan da Cunha. Its highest point, Swale’s Fell, reaches 581 m (1,906 ft), and the island is 12.65 km2 (4.88 sq mi) in area. The volcano was last active six million years ago and is currently extinct.
Inaccessible Island is part of the archipelago of Tristan da Cunha, which is part of the overseas territory of the United Kingdom known as Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha. Tristan da Cunha itself is accessible only by sea via a seven-day voyage from Cape Town, South Africa, and the harbour on Inaccessible Island allows access for only a few days of the year.[2] Access to the island must be granted by the local government office.[3]
16In all seriousness, I am looking for the quickest path to justice. This is similar to the concept of nuclear proliferation where the saying was, “making the rubble dance.” I don’t care how many years total he can get when you put everything together. After awhile it is just a thought experiment. Sure, it makes a difference in terms of history, but I want his butt behind bars and the sooner the better. It could be NY, Florida, Georgia, or DC. I really don’t care at this point.
I don’t know if Ivanka is literally smarter than the others or if she just has other options. This is on the media at a certain point. I just don’t want to hear from them. You don’t hear from the Bushes, Clintons, or Obamas. They have the good sense to ride off into the sunset and enjoy their golden years. You just don’t bring Junior, Eric, Lara, or Kimberly on the set anymore. They have nothing substantive to say.
17“the blood shot eyes, manic speech patterns, and cloudy thought patterns make that one all too obvious.”
As someone with experience with informal pharmaceuticals, I can explain part of this. The user does not have “cloudy thought patterns”, instead they are brilliant in a way that other lowly, grubby people don’t understand. The user *could* explain things, but normal speech is unable to encompass the incredible genius ideas he has, so to ordinary folks (who are far beneath him and clearly dumb) it seems like “manic speech”.
However, his friends are on the same wavelength and in perfect agreement. Unfortunately all of those friends are of the imaginary variety.
18She seems to have the kind of ego that could never admit that her song may simply suck.
19The Surly Professor @#18:
Oh, THAT’S what’s wrong with Elon Musk, then? I don’t think Junior has quite enough brain power to pull that off.
20Songs from politicians brings to mind good ol’ Bath House Coughlin of Chicago, who ruled with the equally interestingly named Hinky Dink Kenna in the days before the Italian gangs took over.
Coughlin wrote, sang, and recorded a song, “Dear Midnight of Love”. Many copies of the records where sold, sort of an earlier version of politicians like Rafael Cruz “writing” books and then having gazillions of copies bought up by the Republican Party.
Apparently Midnight of Love had all the appeal of Lara Trump’s diva performance. Lyrics were described as inane, but Bath House John had the clout to have the Chicago Symphony to do the backing music.
Why do I know this stuff? Students in my lab started the practice of naming our lab computers after famous gangsters, serial killers, and other delightful folks. The computer I’m typing this on right now is named “hinkydink”.
21Lori @11, RepubAnon @16,
I like your ideas, too. But does the UK despise the FG’s family enough that they’d lease prison space indefinitely to the US?
22Lori (11) Guam is overrun with snakes, they will fit right in!
23How about a trumpf clan fence enclosed space at a zoo in some deep blue city. I’d gladly pay to visit that.
24Steve from Beaverton @ 24,
Trump and his adult spawn need to go to jail in a place far away from the US, where the only attention they’ll get is from the guards.
25St. Helena, 7,700 miles from the US
Diego Garcia, 10,789 miles away from the US (Navy probably has a Brig)
Guam, 6,450 – I hope the snakes are poisonous.
Papa, I was just joshing (of course), but I guess it’s not a joshing matter. I’d still pay to see him (plus his crime family) humiliated in public. Hopefully that’ll be at his/their sentencing.
26Steve from Beaverton @ 26,
I figured that you were. If they were locked up in a zoo, I’d hope they’d get constant greetings of merde from the primates, as the public looked on.
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