How You Know They’re Dumber Than Bean Dip
I gotta tell you that nothing – not one damn thing – more easily proves that right-wingers are dumb than their reaction to things they want to protest.
I am told that we shouldn’t call them dumb because it makes them feel bad. Crap, them being dumb makes me feel real bad. They are destroying my country for one reason – they are dumb.
Look, if I don’t like Chik-fil-a’s political views, I don’t go to Chik-fil-a to eat. What I don’t do is go to their restaurant, buy something to eat, and then take it outside and burn it or stomp on it or some damn thing. I understand that means they got my money and I got diddle-squat. I’m not dumb.
Remember when Yeti got crosshairs with the NRA and the dumb sumbitch NRA members went out and shot up their very expensive Yeti coolers? Those things cost hundreds of dollars. They shot them full of holes and put it on YouTube. Yeti got the money and the dumb people got fame that lasted, I dunno, maybe 36 hours? Hell, Yeti coolers have a lifetime guarantee and that’s generally more than 36 hours.
Well, now they are all hacked-off at Nike for making Colin Kaepernick their poster man. So, they are burning their shoes. I know the pictures of the man burning the Nike shoes while they are still on his feet is fake but it’s a testament to how dumb Republicans are that millions of people believed it. They are that dumb.
I’m still not going to buy Nike shoes because they are made in sweatshops. But, I will stand in awe of the amount of stoopid that can be housed in one group of people.
I have to admit it’s an improvement over how things used to be. It would have been much better if at KKK meetings, they torn off their sheets and hoods, and burned them because they were displeased with their black housekeeper or her family in some way. Or some random member of the local black community.
Toss a few shoes in the pile too.
1Remove the warning labels from everything and let the snacilbupeR self immolate. In fact, tell them their “protests” will be more effective if they shower in gas before lighting the match.
2If the snacilbupeR ever figure out how to use Buycott…
3Jane & PKM, the GOP are removing the warning labels from everything. They’re destroying the government agencies responsible for testing products, making sure they’re safe, and putting warning labels on them so they’re used safely. I looked at a cleaning product yesterday and it had a seal from the EPA stating that it was safe to use around children and pets. The GOP would like nobody to be determining that, so we all have to guess and find out for ourselves what’s going to poison and maim our kids. I wish we could get that across to every voter in America. Some fools would be happy with that, but I bet not many.
4Juanita! Don’t call the rePUKEians DUMB!! PLEASE!
5I hate hearing people give them such compliments!
They are too st00pid to be dumb!
They are too st00pid to be called st00pid!!
Dammit Rick
If you are critical of someone for being stupid use good grammar!
Tex
6Wasn’t it Nike that had the “No fear” campaign? I want that t-shirt again. ..
7Dammit, Captain Dan!
If you are critical of someone for using bad grammar, use good grammar!
8You can be sure Nike knew this would happen and is loving it. It’s gonna sell a lot of shoes.
9Dang, I too have boycotted Nike since about the 1970’s. Both because of the sweatshops, and because I try not to buy any products at all that have spent large sums of money on ‘celebrity’, or particularly, ‘sports’ endorsements.
Part of that attitude is due to just distaste at the waste of money, but mostly because I figure that when they’re spending millions on such bullchit as endorsements from already wealthy aholes, they are cutting corners somewhere else to make up for the expense. Like on screwing their workers or producing lower quality products (no need for an advertising/marketing lesson, I know how it all works, I’s impervious to ads).
However, I was getting ready to reorder a pair of my favorite New Balance walking shoes (one of few places that I can find a size 15 [I’ll bet Trump wears a size 7 or 8…IYKWIM, heheh]).
10But this time I will at least look at some Nikes (normally never ever consider them) and see if they might have something worthwhile, in which case I might order one pair of each brand, just to wear the Nikes around certain RW family to bait ’em.
Yes – Nike are made in sweatshops. And those dumb people will add that to their statement about the horrors of Nike, BUT they approve of the family of idiots that are occupying out WH DOING THE SAME THING! These people are so dumb they cannot see what this POS does. But their racist attitudes will add to their stupidity.
11like the man said, “These aren’t the brightest guys……………”. I wonder what would happen if Ford made Mr. Kaepernick its spokesperson for the F-150 pickup truck? would all those twits run theirs into a brick wall, in protest? be fun to find out.
12Thank you captain dan! The next time I post quickly I’ll be sure to add this disclaimer, which I hope will meet with your future approval:
Note: This comment was posted quickly on an 11 hour work day. May not have been proofread prior to clicking “Submit Comment.” May have been proofread, but while looking out of progressive bifocals at the wrong angle, rendering some letters to look like other letters. Please – read between the lines.
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