Hoochy East Texas Style
I want y’all to meet Republican County Judge Joel Baker of Smith County. Joel is a dedicated Christian and he wants you to know it.
As a Christian with an unequivocal faith in God, Joel does his best to honor God each day through daily work and worship and service at Marvin United Methodist Church.
You know, except when he’s sexting.
Yes, sireeeee, the guy who is the county judge was sexting with a total stranger while he was in his office, sitting on the Judicial Conduct Committee judging other judges’ behavior, and damn near everywhere else.
And he even sent pictures of his winkie to a total stranger.
It’s not the first time Judge Baker, that fine Republican church-going man, has been caught doing some powerfully weird stuff.
In 2011, he was investigated for taking pictures of a young woman who rented a house next to property he owned. The police pretty much gave him an unwarranted walk on it, and the sheriff even endorsed him for reelection. This guy was screaming for help.
So y’all go on ahead and let Louie Gohmert know that we have something to add to the museum and it’s a doozy. The only thing that belongs in that museum is a whole bucket of hypocrisy.
a bucket of hypocrisy AND the winky picture
1A family values Republican in a sex scandal? I’m shocked! Well, no I’m not. Had to look this up, but federal Republican-to-Democrat sex scandals this century are 3 to 1 Republican this century according to Wikipedia. Yes, I know that is not an authorized reference so for fun reading go to
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2014/04/10/how-republican-and-democratic-sex-scandals-differ/
2NicaBrian pressed *enter on the whole “A family values Republican in a sex scandal? I’m shocked!” sarcasm before I could get my sarcasm cranked up. Well done NicaBrian! I got nothin’ else!
3Why do I get the idea that his winky picture was a thumbnail. Full size.
4Oh, I don’t want to think about this. Rank hypocrisy makes my stomach hurt. I especially don’t want to think about his teeny weeny. Why am I getting an image of Little Hands Drumpf’s pinky finger?
5We so often hear, from people like Judge Baker and “family values” conservative Republicans such as he, that gay people are not gay because that is just the way they are, but rather they engage in gay and homosexual behavior because they want to and they are, therefore, sinners who deserve punishment.
6If that analysis is true —- and I don’t think it is — then wouldn’t it be true also that Judge Baker is an evil person who does these kinds of things because he wants to, and not because he has no control over his baser instincts? Jus askin
The holier-than-thou RKlan and their sanctimonious hypocrisy needs to be exposed (no pun intended) one perv at a time.
7Marvin United Methodist Church must be so proud.
Sigh. AGAIN? Republicans in public office who are NOT sanctimonious hypocrites look to be pretty thin on the ground.
8Pastor to unknown woman,”If you can guess what I have in my hand I’ll give it to you.”
Woman to Pastor,”If you can hold it in one hand I’m not interested,Drumpf**k.”
It is ok by me,Debbo. I promise not to change my mind like Drumpf**k. 🙂
9I don’t understand why y’all don’t just give East Texas to Louisiana and be done with it.
10I think he is perfectly consistent in his beliefs. While sex is evil for women and gays, it’s just fine for white gents like himself.
11@RayS
Tyler’s a nice town, gotta nice zoo, but out away from town, headed east by south you maybe can hear the dulcet tones of Dueling Banjos and a redneck whispering “I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!”
12Maybe after Baker’s wife whacks his privates off, she’ll donate ’em to that sanctimonious Museum for East Texas Culture. the museum can embalm ’em and put ’em on display. Otherwise the museum can freeze and save them to cook at their next fundraising mountain oyster BBQ.
13The quote you show only says one thing to me….
14“I’m a raging intolerant bigoted hypocritical ahole and proud of it!!!! And I think you should do as I say when it comes to your actions, especially when sex is involved!”
In defense of the Museum for East Texas Culture, in a couple of weeks they are hosting the Palestine Old Time Music & Dulcimer Festival with Concertinas. If you are interested in what Texans were listening to over a hundred years ago, this will be an enlightening event. It is a small market niche but I’ll be there.
15I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I am sorry I am not going to be in East Texas for the Dulcimer Festival! I love that type music!
16If you know of any more concerts, Mr. Wiggins, I would love to hear about them.
Way OT, my beloved has completed his Medical Degree, matched for a Residency and on Friday we find out where we will be living July 1. Not bad for a mid-life crisis! Yay!
Too bad this gomer’s mid life crisis is so typical and tawdry–I just do not get the sexting, pictures–gross behaviors–maybe because since he’s Repuglican its a last hurrah before he’s 65 and done with sex–if he were liberal, he’d be active much, much longer (don’t remember where I read it!) Seems like that saying about the smallish howler monkeys screaming the loudest has some merit!
I remember that Bible passage about hypocrites. The word “paint” was in the one in my version of the Bible. Never really understood it before, but thank you so much, JJ, for the education!
17Elise, I will attend three other Dulcimer festivals this year. The Texas State Dulcimer Championship is in Glen Rose Texas on Mother’s Day weekend. The Winter Creek Reunion is in southern Oklahoma in October, and the Old Mill Music Festival is in Kennard, Texas in early November. And if you are in the Austin area, check out the Austin Friends of Traditional Music, a small group that does great things. Their next festival will be in October. If you want to see pictures you can check out my facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Meadow-Park-Coffee-Cooperative/909220165774064
18“Baker claims he was attempting to meet the woman to confront her and find out who was trying to ‘destroy his family.’ He also denies sending any explicit videos or photos.” Uh, that’s not how it works dude. If this really came out of “the blue” YOU hire the private detective in the beginning and stop it before it can really start. I am all too familiar with holy righteous type. The hubs has been in ministry for a loooong time now. Guys like this have mausoleums full of skeletons.
Also too, @RayS
Please. Louisiana did enough self-flagellation with Jindal, they don’t need any more excuses. I can say that. It’s my home state. I still have fambly there. And yes, they are all pretty much educated ignert racists. Makes me sadder than I can say.
19Once we had a friend with a somewhat of a midlife crisis. It coulda been worse but still. Another mutual friend said too bad our midlife guy wouldn’t have settled for a shiny red convertible.
20Oh Please!! You without sin cast the first stone!!!
21More entertainment for Democrats here corruptioncapitalusa.blogspot.com (Stupid East Texas Republican Tricks!)
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