Holy Crap: Glenn Beck Edition

March 28, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Glenn Beck has gone full Jesus Wizard over Ted Cruz.

Glenn thinks that Ted has been anointed.

I have prayed about it by myself, out loud, in quiet, with my family, with my staff, and I happen to believe that Ted Cruz actually was anointed for this time. Would there not be someone that was in the pool that might have the right qualifications for God? Is he that disinterested in all of us? Or is it perhaps possible that just like in the Bible, people were raised from birth for a specific time?

Yeah, just like in the Bible.  Just. Like. It.

I think he’s going to start start selling Ted Cruz prayer rugs.

I’m anxious to hear what side Glenn takes on rodent sex and copulating with Donald Trump.  I suspect he’s for it.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

 

 

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