Fun With Guns: Monday Morning Winkie Edition
Mark Antony Jones, age 46, was out walking at 6:45 am last Thursday morning. He was carrying his Hi Point 9 mm handgun, you know, just in case something terrible happened at 6:45 am in Marion, Indiana, and he could be of assistance despite the fact that he does not have a handgun license.
Physics took over from there and his unholstered handgun began to slip in his pants waist. He attempted to straighten it.
In medical terms, “The bullet entered just above his penis and exited his scrotum,” giving the statement ‘that took some balls,’ a deeply religious meaning.
“Grant County prosecutors will review the case to consider possible criminal charges.”
Because he has not suffered enough.
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
Cleaning up the gene pool one bullet at a time.
1Where the first Amendment and the old testament meet the road.
An eye for an… Oh never mind.
2Sorry, Second amendment. I just did a spit take on myself with the coffee.
3Well said, megasoid!
4Sounds like a self-induced TBI.
5Handgun … waistband … do these goobers have a checklist for st00pid?
6Sam in St. Paul – The bullet would have had to exit his rectum for it to be a TBI.
Also, he’s probably spawned already, so there’s no benefit to the gene pool.
Some days you can’t win for losing.
7Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
8It would be nice if the legal penalty for such self-inflicted injuries were to remove the male’s (it’s always a male) ability to have either gun or gonads, on the basis that he doesn’t have the sense to manage either. I mean, he’s done some preliminary work, but let’s do the follow-through. Nope, too stupid to breed. Next!
9I think that is, um, a hanging offense.
10That happened because it wasn’t big enough. He needed a bigger, um, gun…
11Are there enough huevos left for him to “testify” at his trail?
12Bob Boland, well put. I wonder if he had a hollow point in the chamber? Come to think of it “Hollow Point might be a good description of his new winkie.
13All I could do was LMAO, that’s sad to -now- be so lacking in empathy for “some” of my fellow humans, ain’t it?
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OTOH, as a very mild gun-nut, all I could think is that the latest Darwin Award nominee probably had a Winchester SilvertipJHP or Remington GoldenSaberJHP (what I use) hollow-point round in his weapon.
The tissue damage that a hollow-point does as it expands on impact and petals out into razor sharp jagged ‘knives’ slashing through soft tissue, and perhaps fragmenting into other wound paths, is difficult to even imagine. And in that particular anatomical area there’s a lot of different bits packed in there.
Oh well, not likely to reproduce after this, probably near to done on replication before this.
New meaning to the old phrase ‘getting off’, eh?…
Went off half cocked.
15Too cheap to get a permit, too cheap to get a holster.
Not blowing your scrotum off, priceless…
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