Fun With Guns: Monday Morning Winkie Edition

March 04, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Mark Antony Jones, age 46, was out walking at 6:45 am last Thursday morning. He was carrying his Hi Point 9 mm handgun, you know, just in case something terrible happened at 6:45 am in Marion, Indiana, and he could be of assistance despite the fact that he does not have a handgun license.

Physics took over from there and his unholstered handgun began to slip in his pants waist.  He attempted to straighten it.

In medical terms, “The bullet entered just above his penis and exited his scrotum,” giving the statement ‘that took some balls,’ a deeply religious meaning.

“Grant County prosecutors will review the case to consider possible criminal charges.”

Because he has not suffered enough.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

 

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