Finger Pointing
It seems to me that someone is very distracted by the Mueller and the House investigations, and it’s not me.
I am able to stay fully informed about the goings on investigating Trump. I work a little, clean house, cook, visit with friends, babysit as much as any other grandma, do my banking, help out Bubba at the office, and other activities. I do not, however, have Executive Time. Trump can do one thing: obsess over investigations.
You know, if the Richmond police department were to come to me and tell me that they were investigating me and so was the sheriff’s office, I’d grin and reply that I wisely saved up enough money to pay misdemeanor fines in my elderly years because I want a colorful obituary. And then I’d be done with it. Because I know I haven’t committed any major crimes.
This week, Trump blamed his complete and total failure in North Korea on Cohen.
President Trump said Sunday that the congressional testimony of Michael Cohen, his former personal lawyer and fixer, was in part responsible for the collapse in negotiations with North Korea over its nuclear program last week — continuing to vent about the investigations encircling him and his associates.
What the hell did Cohen have to do with Trump’s inability to focus on the matter at hand?
I gotta be honest and tell you that I did not hear or see his speech this weekend. I hear it was self-indulgent, rambling, filled with spite, and pretty much insane. Honey, I do not need to see it.
I did, however, accidentally see a picture of him hugging the flag, looking like he wanted to make whoopee with it. It make me kinda sick.
Yeah. That flag pix. It looked like he was (——–) grabbing something, at least in his unhygienic mind. Sickening to the ax! Also just as sickening was the rip he did on a dead man, John McCain, war hero. And those cretins in the audience ate it up like sugar candy!!! God have mercy!
1The flag let him grope it because, ya know, he’s a “star.”
2Ms. Juanita Jean Herownself, SNL took note of Donnie’s “patriotic #MeToo” encounter with the flag. As for CPAC, similar to the special glasses for 3-D movies, do they hand out special headsets? What the Trumpanzees heard isn’t what normal folks heard. They clapped, while the rest of the world was yelling “give him the clap.”
3For brevity, here are only two of the Orange Bilious highlights from the annual 2+ hour CPAC Rapture, Rebranded as: CRAP.
– He complimented the “beautiful-looking machine guns” his Secret Service detail brandish while protecting him.
The tedium must have been palpable.
– As he wrapped up his speech, and before The Rolling Stones song “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” played on the loudspeakers, Trump bragged how nobody had left the room early before he finished talking. Trump said this literally as as a fairly long, conspicuous procession of attendees and students had been filing out of the room early. Several attendees directly behind the press pen started laughing at the juxtaposition.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/after-week-of-failure-and-humiliation-president-trump-rails-against-bullshit-during-cpac?ref=home
4SNL had a fabulous mash-up of his speech. You should watch that.
The Orange Moron still hasn’t learned that heads of state don’t actually negotiate face to face. You send your underlings to hash out the negotiations and agree on the details. Only then do the big boys actually get together in a “summit” and sign whatever was previously agreed to. Such a simple idea, even a child could understand. Benedict Donald, however, . . .
5I saw the flag thing on SNL Weekend Update. It was beyond weird. He’s so that guy who thinks he’s funny…but he’s not. Not even close.
6Psst…no such thing as coincidences, right?
AFTER being on Russian gov’t TV report wherein Konstantin Asmolov (Russia’s big Kahuna at the Center for Korean Studies), says Cohen testimony was to blame…Trump had his fixer fix his failure to launch his Peace Prize excuse.
BONUS!!…Asmolov proffered this hypothetical….”Trump’s successor might say everything that this clown has signed is invalid & Kim Jong-un would end up like Gaddafi.”
Clown…Russian official called our President a clown to the world who is watching.
7@BarbinDC: I await with bated breath for that brilliant person who creates hysterically funny “bad lip reading” videos on you tube of Trump’s speeches. The 2 hour babble has a lot of material for him to work with. Here’s his state of the Union as a sample and for those of us that self medicate with comic relief.
8ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066WAeG5muE&t=42s
Fenway Fran:
9Nice to hear from you! Don’t be a stranger.
When he met with Rocket Man( so named by our POTUS) , he reminded me of Dennis Rodman and His crazy ramblings about Rocket Man.
Our POTUS? He ain’t right in the head!
10I think Herr Dummkopf was accidently correct. We already know he stayed up half the night watching the proceedings, so I’m sure the Cohen hearings distracted him to the point where his Adderol-laced brain couldn’t cope. Not that this is a bad thing.
11The Treasonous Trump speech was insanity plus, your typical Wingnut Hate on steroids.
12You can see the reruns daily on any typical Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter, or Hannity rant.
So the date for Cohen’s testimony was set in advance and Trump, not knowing this sets up a meeting with Kim to play the Surrender Monkey game again, this time restricting the US forces in So Korea so he can use the savings for more golf trips and make Kim and Trump’s boss like him better. So of course blame the Dems for his failures. Genius!
13That poor flag; I think we’ll have to pressure wash it to get his goop off of it.
As to the NK/Viet Nam trip; he left because of the Cohen hearings. Then to hear Kim Jong Un’s representatives tell the world that NK was ready to bargain, just turns my head around in a 360 spin. To think that NK is the voice of reason is almost the worst thing that’s happened in the last two weeks.
14NK was ready to bargain? IQ45 was worried about Cohen’s testimony.
IQ45 was so flustered he walked out without giving Fat Freak anything. IQ45 wasn’t there long enough to be played again.
That was NK’s “bargain.”
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