Fun With Guns: I’ve Been That Drunk Edition
A guy in Oklahoma, still unnamed to protect the stoopid, went out to celebrate his birthday with his brother.
Drunkenness at Sharky’s Pool Hall, a requirement for an Oklahoma birthday, ensued.
So, they called a friend to come take them home. And that’s where the real story starts.
They said they heard popping noises while driving. After arriving home, they noticed there were bullet holes in the car and the birthday boy was bleeding, police said.
“It was soon discovered that the victim had a bullet hole entrance in his left rear shoulder and an exit wound in his left front shoulder,” according to the Tulsa police report.
The victim’s mother drove him to a hospital where doctors found a second bullet lodged inside his buttock.
I’ve been plenty drunk before in my life and maybe a shot to the shoulder would pass my brain right on by. But, Honey, if I get shot in the butt and can’t find it myself, then somebody just dump me in the damn river because I need baptized.
Thanks to MB for the heads up.
Shot in the butt and missed the brain? That was some fine shootin.
1Gives a whole new meaning to the expression “dumbass.”
2Uh-oh, shot in the brain!
3Well, I suppose there’s something to be said for being too drunk to feel two shots to your own body.
I don’t think I’ll mention that no one noticed they were being shot at, including the supposedly sober person who picked them up.
4I’ve heard that builets can give a person a kind of numbing effect, even if they are already numbed with alcohol. Is this something this guy will ever tell anyone else?
5Surely we haven’t heard the whole story yet. Let’s wait and watch this one, because it’s likely to get better.
6Tennessee…The uncle shot his nephew, nephew shot/killed his uncle…over a rooster. Yoo hoo! “Bubba the Rooster was found tied to a chair outside the trailer.”
“I guess that’s the way these people keep their chickens,” Meigs County Sheriff’s Office Investigator Alex Clary.
7http://tinyurl.com/o9wka46
Since I can’t understand the flight of these magical bullets I will have to wait on the mockumentary on the history channel.
8Strange.
9Gives a new meaning to back seat driving. “damn it I told you to make a left, now I have to pop you one”
10I’ve probably been that drunk when I was young, but I’ve never been that stupid. Someone needs to clean the Gene Pool.
11Okay now. THAT is drunk!
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