A guy in Oklahoma, still unnamed to protect the stoopid, went out to celebrate his birthday  with his brother.

Drunkenness at Sharky’s Pool Hall, a requirement for an Oklahoma birthday, ensued.

So, they called a friend to come take them home. And that’s where the real story starts.

They said they heard popping noises while driving. After arriving home, they noticed there were bullet holes in the car and the birthday boy was bleeding, police said.

“It was soon discovered that the victim had a bullet hole entrance in his left rear shoulder and an exit wound in his left front shoulder,” according to the Tulsa police report.

The victim’s mother drove him to a hospital where doctors found a second bullet lodged inside his buttock.

I’ve been plenty drunk before in my life and maybe a shot to the shoulder would pass my brain right on by.  But, Honey, if I get shot in the butt and can’t find it myself, then somebody just dump me in the damn river because I need baptized.

Thanks to MB for the heads up.