November 07, 2022 By: El Jefe Category: Cruz
Cancun Ted decided it would be a good idea to be in the Astros victory parade today. The response was heartwarming.
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Appropriate response by fans. Hope they all voted appropriately, too.
1What a clueless jerk. He’s heard so many boos in his life that he thinks it’s a sign of popularity.
2Apparently a 33 year old man threw a can of White Claw at ted.
3I want to state for the record that I most certainly do NOT condone that kind of of behavior.
I’ve never tried White Claw, but wasting what I can only assume was a perfectly good alcoholic beverage is just a waste.
There weren’t any dog turds laying around nearby?
I guess considering that probably nobody knew Ted was gonna be in the parade, there wasn’t time to prepare.
Watch him elaborate on the experience and even try to compare it with what Paul Pelosi endured.
4Are Astro’s owners as right wing as the Cubs, Rickets. Did Cruz crash the parade or was he invited by Crane.
5Is it possible that the guy who threw the beer can had a “special relationship” with Cruz? Maybe seeing Ted with “his family” set him into a rage, prompting the throw. I am not accusing Cruz of anything, I am just asking the question.
6He probably convinced himself they were yelling “CRUUUZ! CRUUUZ!”
7The only thing anyone should throw at Ted(ious) Cruz is contempt.
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