Don’t Worry, Dude, We Don’t Either
According to the Washington Post, North Korea is reaching out to Republicans for help in understanding Trump.
North Korean government officials have been quietly trying to arrange talks with Republican-linked analysts in Washington, in an apparent attempt to make sense of President Trump and his confusing messages to Kim Jong Un’s regime.
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“The outreach began before the current eruption of threats between the two leaders but will probably become only more urgent as Trump and Kim have descended into name-calling that, many analysts worry, sharply increases the chances of potentially catastrophic misunderstandings.”
Said one Republican: “Their number one concern is Trump. They can’t figure him out.”
So, they are sending The Heritage Foundation’s “expert on North Korea” to help. Wanna talking about the blind leading the blind? You want a man from a butt crazy organization to explain a butt crazy man to somebody who speaks Korean? Okay, I admit maybe that will work because nothing else has.
The last meeting in Geneva, without anyone “official” from the US there, was interesting.
The North Koreans at the meeting displayed an “encyclopedic” knowledge of Trump’s tweets, to the extent that they were able to quote them back to the Americans present.
Oh goodness, that’s not gonna help diddle squat. He was erasing tweets about Luther Strange this morning, like he can erase the collective memory of a confused people.
I’ll bet North Korea has may other countries on its side for this one.
1After somebody explains him to North Korea, maybe they can explain him to us. Or else he’s just an [rude anatomical reference].
2To the North Koreans, a lot of their obnoxiousness is just a cultural game of one-upmanship that’s mostly for internal consumption. They don’t realize that Trump is serious in his idiot bluster and is incapable of understanding the KN games.
3Twitter just expanded to 280 characters. Since they still let Trump flaunt their rules and regulations without removing him, perhaps they should set up a special a rule, just for him:
140 characters in Trump English
4140 characters subtitled in American English (with punctuation and grammar)
Orange Whore doesn’t understand himself, can’t construct a coherent sentence. NK doesn’t have a chance.
5Don’t they have TrumpTranslator? I thought I saw that on Amazon.
6Just read in this morning’s WaPo that Trump is isolated. Thats about the nicest thing anybody has said about him in a long, long, long time. And so true. He had no idea that Thad cochran was not in the hospital but at home. No matter. The Barking Yam kept yammering away about the hospital even after Cochran tweeted the truth. And there is one lone congress critter in the House who is bringing forth articles of impeachment.
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