Do Fast
My grandmother used to always tell me, “Honey, whatever you don’t do well, do fast.”
I think I must be cousins with Madison Cawthorn and Mark Meadows because we have the same grandma.
We all know about Madison’s driving, thinking that the speed limit signs are just a suggestion.
But add to that, in 2016 Meadows was caught doing 72 mph in a 55 mph zone. He didn’t even try to explain it except to say that he’s an old “fuddy duddy not paying attention.” Fuddy Duddy. Yeah, he said that.
The DA appears to have dismissed it like it was a sneeze.
“I was very generous, especially with people who did a lot to make our communities better,” Newman said.
Awwwww. Isn’t that sweet?
Yet …
… a month after the dismissal, the Meadows for Congress pac paid more than seventeen hundred dollars to a local law firm specializing in traffic law.
Uh, could legal fees have been paid for getting the ticket fixed with campaign funds.
Surely not. But, who knows?
Meadows and his pac did not respond to requests for comment. The law firm’s founder, Douglas Pearson, could not say what services it provided, citing a recent fire that destroyed records.
Records? Lost in a fire.
I bet they did that very slowly … because they’re damn good at it.
Leave it to the QNP to twist everything. The saying my grandma shares with me is “when going through hell, keep on going.” The Qcumber conservatives have stolen that one and mashed it up with “keep the home fires burning.”
1“… a recent fire that destroyed records.”
Bet that fire was used to grill up some now non-existent Trump Steaks, washed down with non-existant Trump Wine.
2Another case of Republican Lightning ??
3One time Mr Meadows didn`t pocket the cash .
4“The law firm’s founder, Douglas Pearson, could not say what services it provided, citing a recent fire that destroyed records.”
What? They didn’t try flushing them down a toilet?
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